Jeff Danziger for December 19, 2018

Individual 1 got into trouble by putting too much trust in his Pecker.

Is his nickname “Woody?”

More to the point: Did Vermont legalize recreational marijuana?

Don’t bother, these jokes just write themselves.

It looks like FDR during a fireside muse.

Even Rachell Maddow had trouble introducing him by name in a story on one of her shows. I don’t care how grown up we might think we are, this is just too funny to ignore.

Really, you don’t even have to write a joke. Just say the name. Try it.

It’s a hard choice.

Hummm…let’s see…“The Pecker and the Prick” perhaps? Or “Ask Stormy which Pecker is bigger”?, or maybe “Where is Pecker’s head?”, …yeah,it still needs work….

Pecker is a dick. tRump is an a**hole.

LOVELY.

Change this from “What would Pecker do” to “What would A Pecker do?” It changes the whole thing (Maybe even makes it funny)

HAHAHA “Nailed it” Jeff!

Maybe…“Mueller keeps ‘Peckering’ away at trump’s lies!”

Winners for the day, both the cartoon and the comments!

Oh, to be a teenager again, giggling away behind the adults…..

Grandma would always say, “If you can’t say something nice … then don’t say anything at all!” And before the lib trolls start up, remember that FDR, JFK and WJC all had the same problem…Hey, Jeff, why don’t you dream about drawing something Really Funny – like what would be happening today if HRC had WON!!!

In 19th century slang (mostly British I think) “pecker” meant the heart; the jaunty encouragement, when anticipating dispiriting adversity, “Keep your pecker up!”, would have a confusingly irrelevant meaning nowadays.

This one should get a prize

Pecker would pee.

In answer to the question: Nothing YOU’d want to do, Mr. Danziger. Absolutely NOTHING!

Huh?

WWSDD

What would Scooby-Do – er – Do?

@AndrewSihler The way I heard it, the British still say, “Keep your pecker up.” meaning keep a stiff upper lip! In any case, that’s what a Brit said to me while he crushed me in tennis. After I got up from the court, he explained that a pecker was a lip. It made sense since they also say they’re “a bit peckish” when wanting a snack.

What cartoonists do when they’re having (writer)‘s block and there’s a deadline: Go all meta (and try to stay topical).

Jeff! … I infer you like cats. Whatever you want to create is fine by me.

“that’s French” – Why do I see Gomez kissing Morticia?

Wow, excellent work. Very “Saturday Evening Post”. Very Norman Rockwell, appropriate at this time of year.

“hmmm…..what would pecker do?”…..i don’t know…..maybe we should ask his adviser, and close companion, Senor Chico Bolitas……

@PoppaBob – You really don’t know anything about political cartooning, do you? Are you another one, with Trump, who thinks that satire is “unfair?”

Of course it’s unfair – that’s the whole point! It is sending a message, not being “balanced” or other such nonsense.

And if you had read Danziger over any length of time – a Pulitzer-Price-winning cartoonist, for good reason – you’d know that he ALWAYS goes after the ones in power, regardless of party.

I’ll tell you this: whatever I think of Hillary Clinton, she at least had a clue about international politics rather than being an ignorant tool of the Russians sending rage tweets at 2am who believes the president gets to tell everyone what to do.