Mike Luckovich for December 11, 2018

Now that we have seen how Trump-ividual 1 treats his chiefs of staff — how he treated Reince Priebus and John Kelley — who would want a chief of staff so stupid as to put himself (or herself) through that?

The smarter rats are all jumping ship, which leaves only…

So, who’s it gonna be. . . Hannity or Jon Voight?

O’Reilly isn’t doing anything.

Looks like he’s taking the runt of the litter.

Limburger?

The next white house chief of staff will be…

…a rat with a poor sense of direction.

Kid Rock or Ted Nugent

and that’s the rat that’s drowning.

Thanks Mike, this is the truth!

A kiss-up/kick-down personality seems to be a requirement for a job in the Trump administration. Applicants should emphasize their ability to be both a masochist and a sadist.

Can a mirror be a chief of staff?

Mr. Luckovich hits the nail on the head again.

Gee, didn’t Captain Fat-ass once send out a nasty Tweet snarking about the number of “Chief of Staffs” that Obama had in 8 years???

Oh, that’s right, IOKIYAR.

With Dump calling the shots, he doesn’t need so much as a chief of staff as an executive secretary, which he probably already has.

Crooked liar criminally insane Trump only hires the best right wing dumb rocks.

Brain dead Trump uses biased Fox news like a shopping network for prejudiced idiots he can put in his failing admin.

True.. trump will pick a rat that does not recognize a sinking ship.

Kellyanne Conway! I’m telling you, Kellyanne Conway! She’s got all the right moves, and could be groped at will.

The way things look right now, The entire “White House” staff could end up working in “The Big House” making automobile license plates or sewing military issue blankets for the troops

“Check out those tiny paws! They look just like… like big hands with long, aristocratic fingers!”

Putin will have the Foreign Intelligence Service infiltrate with its own Chief of Staph … wipe out the entire White House. Russia seems to be pretty good at that sort of operation.

lacks a sense of direction and easily distracted from self-preservation

I thought Scott Baio at first, but on further review, probably Alex Jones……..

See if this old joke makes any sense in the current context:

The outgoing CEO had some words of advice for his incoming successor: “When a crisis arises, and it will, I’ve prepared 3 numbered envelopes for you. I’ll leave them in this bottom drawer. Be sure to read them in order.”

A year later, sales were really bad, so the new CEO opened up Envelope #1. It contained a sheet of paper with a single sentence: “Blame everything on your predecessor.”

That seemed to placate everyone for awhile, but 2 years later, middle management was ravaged by feuds and resignations, so the boss opened up Envelope #2. It contained a sheet of paper with a single word: “Reorganize!”

And that worked for awhile as well, but after 3 years the company’s stock value had tanked and the shareholders were calling for the CEO’s head on a platter. Desperate, he opened up Envelope #3. It contained a sheet of paper that began with the advice: “Prepare 3 envelopes …”

I understand that there’s an 18-wheeler from Hammermill Envelopes backing up to the White House right now.

Huckabee’s eldest and tubbiest son, David, would have made Vick proud when he was 18 and fired from his Boy Scout counseling job for torturing and killing a stray dog. David most recently made headlines when he was arrested for forgetting about the Glock pistol in his bag at the Little Rock airport.

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2007/12/17/details-of-huckabees-dog-torture-episode-coming-out/?fbclid=IwAR2Oxm7jV9Y1-68Zw8EyImrTuFS4dme8fj8axdUvA5B9xakpldqFvEcKS2A

The best laugh I had all day!!!! I particularly like the panicked expressions on the rats.