Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 03, 2018

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    Yakety Sax  over 5 years ago

    Romantic is as romantic does!

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    ericbrower  over 5 years ago

    Here’s a hint Arlo. If you want romance on a long night binge watching? Then don’t waste time binge watching.

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    Ruth Brown  over 5 years ago

    At least sit touching each other. Sheese.

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    James Wolfenstein  over 5 years ago

    Netflix sucks! That’s why it works for a romantic evening. After you get sick of the cheap production, bad directing, lousy scripting and pathetic acting, you go to bed and have sex.

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Janis suffers from DRBF: Drawn Resting Bitchy Face.

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    John Smith  over 5 years ago

    Watch a different type of show

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    chris cyrus  over 5 years ago

    If your just going to sit there, at least rub her feet for her. Women tend to love that and might want to take it further.

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    cabalonrye  over 5 years ago

    We usually go on the net together and laugh at the pictures and stories together. Makes for great evenings.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And when you’re lying on your death bed, you’’ll think, “I wish I had watched more TV and less sex.” Right.

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    rlaker22j  over 5 years ago

    You’re off subject you get born with the show to the point of where all you want to do is go to sleep no sex no romance just sleep

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    formathe  over 5 years ago

    I can tell you binge watching “the Closer” never led to sex. Too much mayhem.

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    Ken Smith Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The faces. You, Sir, are a master.

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    michaelloganham  over 5 years ago

    it’s not all Arlo’s fault…Janis could initiate the action right there on the couch. If he keeps watching tv there are things she could do to get his attention

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Binge watching ‘The Wire’ is a real turn-on.

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    someotherotherguy  over 5 years ago

    Netflix and chill. Is that still what the kids call it?

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Arlo: It’s age Bucko – age!

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago

    As Vince L said: Fatigue makes cowards of us all.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 5 years ago

    Nothing gets wife more p-o’d than the NCIS episode at 11:30 that says to be continued We have CBS Access so if you fall asleep it keeps playing.

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    locake  over 5 years ago

    Their marriage would be more romantic if they spent time apart during the day doing interesting activities. That way they would have something new to talk about at night.

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    baraktorvan  over 5 years ago

    Long nights here like that are romantic for us. We watch all cuddled up on the couch, lightly running fingers on each other. Of course, that stops to take a drink of hot chocolate every now and then.

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    WF11  over 5 years ago

    The 4 panels suggest that the bowl of popcorn has lasted through the entire episode. Now THAT is farfetched! If my wife and I make a bowl of popcorn for watching something on TV, we’re lucky if it lasts 5 minutes, 10 minutes at the absolute max!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 5 years ago

    Life is what you make of it, so make it good.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 5 years ago

    We signed up for a better deal and basically got TV for free. Unfortunately we also got HGTV. So now my wife, that hardly ever watched TV, is glued to it. I probably shouldn’t complain because of all the time I used to spend on the computer.

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    ms-ss  over 5 years ago

    Remember when Netflix mailed out dvd’s and had real movies? I can’t stand it now.

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    Fontessa  over 5 years ago

    Let Janis drive the remote control. She won’t be picking movies with bullets and speeding cars.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Jimmy !! PLEASE !!

    What is happening with the kids???

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