Close to Home by John McPherson for December 23, 2018

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Could you maybe pick a couple of places a bit more contiguous?”

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    llennok1  over 5 years ago

    There has to be more to this than just the miles between the delivery area’s….??

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    Prey  over 5 years ago

    I think he chose the places he really doesn´t want visit.

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    Bite me, she replies.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    She said, “As long as you help me out when Christmas is over,” but he couldn’t handle the tooth.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    Sorry Santa. I have a ton of teeth to pick up from last minute shoppers who fought over the Transformers DJ Bumblebee Toy.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    G’day eh?

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    Nate England  over 5 years ago

    “Santa, I’m a RHN, not a doctor. Get well soon. Bye.”

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    “No…but thanks for asking!” ;o]

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    I’m curious to know if their relationship is purely professional.

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    joeatwork212  over 5 years ago

    Well, I guess everyone can’t be funny.

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    bwalk7217 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Australia AND Canada? It would be hard to find two countries a greater distance (I’m talking miles here) apart.

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    Leojim  over 5 years ago

    Unleash the Bleeb! He can get the job done!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 5 years ago

    Call Hanukkah Harry. His busy season ended two weeks ago.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What am I missing here?

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