She has twigs in all the right places.
Who knew that evergreens would fall for the deciduous type?
He’s just trying to do something about his softwood…
It’s not that he doesn’t love his wife….
He does…. but she never takes her top off.
He doesn’t pine fir a young sapling…. or even give a fig about barking up the wrong tree.
He just wants to look at some bare wood…
“Um, I was googling a poplar website and this popped up.”
And here he said he was turning over a new leaf!
If you like it so much, put another ring on it.
This just conifirms what she’s always suspected.
She’s got junk in her trunk, and some shapely limbs.
I want it keep it PG so I can’t comment on what he’s sprouting.
Yeah, sway them branches, baby!
Did he Fall for that again?
I know how she feels. She can never live up to that image.
He’s gotten into another pine mess.
Don’t judge – it could help spice up the marriage.
He fir-got she was still up.
Treeporn. I’ve never seen so many punny comments on a cartoon before. Kudos to all the comments and commenters. And special accolades to Mark Parisi! Top Marks!
An arborist who’s into L&M — that’s leaves and mulch, for you non-LGBT readers (Lumber Goods and Biproducts of Trees).
Arboreal Miscegnation!!! Call the Vice Squad!!!! 8^)
Tree porn-“leaves” little to your imagination
GASP! What kind of smut is THIS?!?!? I thought this was a family comic! And now it has PORN?!?!?
Some times trees just need to get their wood off
September 06, 2014
Scorpio Premium Member over 5 years ago
She has twigs in all the right places.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Who knew that evergreens would fall for the deciduous type?
PICTO over 5 years ago
He’s just trying to do something about his softwood…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s not that he doesn’t love his wife….
He does…. but she never takes her top off.
He doesn’t pine fir a young sapling…. or even give a fig about barking up the wrong tree.
He just wants to look at some bare wood…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Um, I was googling a poplar website and this popped up.”
Stevefk over 5 years ago
And here he said he was turning over a new leaf!
BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago
If you like it so much, put another ring on it.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
This just conifirms what she’s always suspected.
Melki Premium Member over 5 years ago
She’s got junk in her trunk, and some shapely limbs.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
I want it keep it PG so I can’t comment on what he’s sprouting.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Yeah, sway them branches, baby!
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Did he Fall for that again?
MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago
I know how she feels. She can never live up to that image.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
He’s gotten into another pine mess.
Anters55 over 5 years ago
Don’t judge – it could help spice up the marriage.
J Short over 5 years ago
He fir-got she was still up.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
Treeporn. I’ve never seen so many punny comments on a cartoon before. Kudos to all the comments and commenters. And special accolades to Mark Parisi! Top Marks!
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
An arborist who’s into L&M — that’s leaves and mulch, for you non-LGBT readers (Lumber Goods and Biproducts of Trees).
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
Arboreal Miscegnation!!! Call the Vice Squad!!!! 8^)
tee929 over 5 years ago
Tree porn-“leaves” little to your imagination
bookworm0812 over 5 years ago
GASP! What kind of smut is THIS?!?!? I thought this was a family comic! And now it has PORN?!?!?
MadiCurrier over 5 years ago
Some times trees just need to get their wood off