Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 09, 2018

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And some little kid will get blamed for it!

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the Benadryl would soon kick in…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Really good, even, dispersal pattern on the stocking contents. That’s a powerful blast.

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      over 5 years ago

    At least he won’t be feeling stuffed anymore.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Can’t be from cold feet.(Foot?) Maybe the draft damper was open.

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    Qiset  over 5 years ago

    comes out loose.

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    Looks like candy but it’snot

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    That would be me. I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I sneezed once and a coworker sent me a “God Bless You” in an email. She works in another building.

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    That’s what you get when you stuff a stocking with peppermints.

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    TO: My favorite dentist. Besides the fact that gramps’ grams’ mom dad and I are Christian, our Pagan ancestors did this too, but after they came out of the north to destroy ancient Rome.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ebesneezer scrooge

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    Too much coal dust.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Heck of a way to spread Christmas cheer.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Merry Sneezemas!

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    Emmett Wayne  over 5 years ago

    Look ma, I’m a piñata!

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