That would be me. I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I sneezed once and a coworker sent me a “God Bless You” in an email. She works in another building.
TO: My favorite dentist. Besides the fact that gramps’ grams’ mom dad and I are Christian, our Pagan ancestors did this too, but after they came out of the north to destroy ancient Rome.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago
And some little kid will get blamed for it!
electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the Benadryl would soon kick in…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Really good, even, dispersal pattern on the stocking contents. That’s a powerful blast.
over 5 years ago
At least he won’t be feeling stuffed anymore.
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Can’t be from cold feet.(Foot?) Maybe the draft damper was open.
Qiset over 5 years ago
comes out loose.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
Looks like candy but it’snot
DanFlak over 5 years ago
That would be me. I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I sneezed once and a coworker sent me a “God Bless You” in an email. She works in another building.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
That’s what you get when you stuff a stocking with peppermints.
zeexenon over 5 years ago
TO: My favorite dentist. Besides the fact that gramps’ grams’ mom dad and I are Christian, our Pagan ancestors did this too, but after they came out of the north to destroy ancient Rome.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 5 years ago
ebesneezer scrooge
Jml58 over 5 years ago
Too much coal dust.
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Heck of a way to spread Christmas cheer.
Daeder over 5 years ago
Merry Sneezemas!
Emmett Wayne over 5 years ago
Look ma, I’m a piñata!