Let’s see… In my case it would be the bathroom 82% of the time, the kitchen 15% of the time, and the remaining 3%, wandering around aimlessly, trying to remember what I got up for.
You know Pearl, Earl’s not child. He’s old enough to get up from his seat and go to another room without you knowing his every move. And YOU’RE not a child, either. Earl’s not your Daddy and you’re not a little two-year-old that feels it necessary to ask where he’s going all the time. I used to do that to my mom. It would drive her crazy. She’d say something like “Why do you always have to ask that? Do I look like a horse with blinders on my face or something?”
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
So, out to seek a phone booth?
sirbadger over 5 years ago
At his age, one percent of his time is not enough time to get a Batman outfit on.
Macushlalondra over 5 years ago
She was thinking if you’re going to the kitchen you can bring her a cup of coffee.
dadoctah over 5 years ago
“…but today, Alfred has the day off.”
Breadboard over 5 years ago
To the Bat Cave then Earl !…..Who will play the part of “Robin” the boy wonder ?
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
I had no idea Bruce Wayne was that good at disguising himself.
Steverino Premium Member over 5 years ago
And if he goes to the ’bat room, he can do both at the same time.
LKrueger41 over 5 years ago
BAM!! Earl’s droll sarcasm is unusual, but very well executed.
garcoa over 5 years ago
I think Earl is hiding some activity – like going to the garage and eating a chocolate bar.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
“Away from talk of yarn and knitting!”
Linguist over 5 years ago
Let’s see… In my case it would be the bathroom 82% of the time, the kitchen 15% of the time, and the remaining 3%, wandering around aimlessly, trying to remember what I got up for.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Happy National Pickle Day!
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-pickle-day-november-14/
jagedlo over 5 years ago
same as yesterday’s comic, only this time Earl has a sweater and a response!
Budman 2 over 5 years ago
a slow day at the inspiration desk.
hogpop.padula over 5 years ago
That’s Superman and he hasn’t been able too find a phone booth in years, so he retired!
bookworm0812 over 5 years ago
You know Pearl, Earl’s not child. He’s old enough to get up from his seat and go to another room without you knowing his every move. And YOU’RE not a child, either. Earl’s not your Daddy and you’re not a little two-year-old that feels it necessary to ask where he’s going all the time. I used to do that to my mom. It would drive her crazy. She’d say something like “Why do you always have to ask that? Do I look like a horse with blinders on my face or something?”
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
As the family members so often say on “Family Feud”: Good answer!
davetb1956 over 5 years ago
So at Earl’s age and shape do the villains use walkers?
jbs1990 over 5 years ago
Every day this comic gets more and more relateable
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.
heathcliff2 over 5 years ago
From time to time she reminds him she is interested.