Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2018

Stoopid peeple have there prierties strayte.

“Ignorance is bliss” is hardly an original sentiment

Well, you would not expect Pig to be aware of that aphorism.

From Dagobah somewhere a turn wrong made was.

When rat says “Not a word”, is he telling Pig that “stupidosity” is not a word or is he vowing to keep quiet in the face of it?

As the saying goes, “If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?” Pig has surely found his bliss.

I Yoda funny this find.

Cartoon logic at work again. Being smart no more cancels out happiness than it is enhanced by being stupid. Pig’s got street smarts.

Now if Rat said I’m informed and I’m bitter, that I can understand.

I used to have a high school teacher who was fond of saying, there is nothing worse than an educated idiot.

He English speak well.

Stupidosity – I think I have a new favorite word.

Stupid is as Stupid does….

Where are the grammar police?

I noticed that annoying little correlation decades ago, Rat.

Just remember only you can CYA

Rat should have said, “I’m smart and I’m always (a) biter”. As for Wile E. Coyote, genius is overrated. The same could be said of Peter Parker, not one for correct grammar, especially when he is flying around as Spider-man. But then, maybe the actual idiots are the ones writing the comics. Makes me wonder why the heck I have learned proper grammar usage in grade school in the first place if I do not use it when I get older, like so many people around me tend to do. Thus, I learn from athletes and other so-called scholars the difference between “doing good” and “doing well”.

so he thinks insulting everybody even for things that you do (because it only counts if is other people) is the same as being smart. No wonder why Dilbert stopped being funny years ago

“Head First” by the Babys has some of the worst grammar of any song. Me and baby think so.

Richard Marx thinks that this comic don’t mean nothing to him.

Some people have a lot of “stupidosity” “irregardless” how much education they have been exposed to.

Be in the world but not of the world. . . . You are stronger than whatever the world can dish out, that is not to say it won’t hurt, but you will survive.

Rat used “stupidosity” once.

‘Just how stupid do you think I am?’ ‘I don’t know, we never pushed you to your full capacity’.

Everybody says : “Smart like a rat”

Ignorance am bliss me more.

Pig turned into Yoda?

Pig is so dumb he comes full circle sometimes and seems smart!

Where to they have walls like these for comics characters to hang out behind of (and the save the artist drawing the lower body)?

Thanks Piggy! I just learned a new word today: “stupidosity!”