Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 23, 2018

Doves are just pretty pigeons…

Thin skinned doves. Is it dove season yet?

“Peck on someone your own size!”

Quick, Brewster, throw a piece of wheat bread into the air to distract him!

I’m going to wait until this is over before I wash my car.

Ah, peace and civility after the doves win the war!

Where have I heard that before, and just recently?

But wouldn’t a surrender result in peace?

I thought that the real reason that the dove was a sign of peace was that Roman generals sent dispatches back to Rome on carrier pigeons once the battle was over.

Would the pigeon people be lured by a giant statue?

“Attack of the Killer Doves” — a movie just waiting to be made. Still waiting….

I suppose the hawks and the eagles are the pacifists.

I wonder if they speak pigeon English.

A dour dove who got its feathers ruffled.

Uh-oh. We’re gonna need shotguns for this job.

Konrad Lorenz has pointed out that doves are very aggressive to each other.

With obviously only one single tailor out there in the Aliens’ universe, their reason to invade Earth so frequently is that they are after our fashion artists.

Poor things.

Just for that, he’s gonna dump a great big sloppy bird poop on the floor.

to quote the great poet, Tom Lehrer, “All the world seems in tune, one a spring afternoon when you’re poisoning pigeons in the park…”

I wonder if they communicate by homing human.

Also see Dogs of C Kennel.

Let’s see your cote of arms.

The name’s now “Brewster Blewit”.

“THE END OF THE MANSPLAINING STATUE IN EMPIRE PARK”

Cause of death remains unclear and open to speculation but eyewitnesses claimed many Ep state birds were present at the scene, and they didn’t mean goldfinches. They were the mutant aggressive Bull-finches.

Yes the 10 lb horned bull finches have been gathering in huge numbers till the sky around the park was black with them and it would rain bird droppings for hours till the statue was glistening white. Once hosed down & cleaned off the acids had eaten into the stone. The “Manspalining” statue was unrecognizable. Others saw it in new ways.It was so…ugly it was covered with a tarpaulin. The city council has tabled the motion for now to do something with it.

“There is something obscene about it..,” Said Bea Bear of Oshkosh.

Bat Guano reporting, Dark Spiral News.

dibs on the wings