“Oh, I thought you were my ex-wife.”
Maybe she should have texted it to him…not that it would do any good.
It’s going to be a long month.
That’s six demerits and it’s only Day One.
Someone’s cell phone is about to have a tragic accident.
Sorry, I wasn’t aware it was you.
Who?!
And it took Dave only 3 1/2 weeks to notice!
Someone is going to be in trouble.
It takes two there missy. You appreciate him, and he appreciates you – usually.
And why is it you need a whole month dedicated to this? It should be a daily thing. Continuous.
Ah – the modern, white male. The only species left that you can ridicule, spoof, and demean. Good thing I’m a penguin.
No kidding! Which one?
and i believe she’ll be going door-to-door with this survey.
Old joke:
“Ding dong!”
“Who’s there?”
“The Boston Strangler.”
“It’s for YOU, dear!”
A simple misunderstanding, he thought it was WiFi awareness month.
When the only thing smart about you is your phone.
July 17, 2015
over 5 years ago
“Oh, I thought you were my ex-wife.”
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Maybe she should have texted it to him…not that it would do any good.
Superfrog over 5 years ago
It’s going to be a long month.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s six demerits and it’s only Day One.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago
Someone’s cell phone is about to have a tragic accident.
wiatr over 5 years ago
Sorry, I wasn’t aware it was you.
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Who?!
Zev over 5 years ago
And it took Dave only 3 1/2 weeks to notice!
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
Someone is going to be in trouble.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 5 years ago
It takes two there missy. You appreciate him, and he appreciates you – usually.
And why is it you need a whole month dedicated to this? It should be a daily thing. Continuous.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ah – the modern, white male. The only species left that you can ridicule, spoof, and demean. Good thing I’m a penguin.
flemmingo over 5 years ago
No kidding! Which one?
BubbleTape Premium Member over 5 years ago
and i believe she’ll be going door-to-door with this survey.
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
Old joke:
“Ding dong!”
“Who’s there?”
“The Boston Strangler.”
“It’s for YOU, dear!”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
A simple misunderstanding, he thought it was WiFi awareness month.
Garfield El Peregrino over 5 years ago
When the only thing smart about you is your phone.