“Planet North Korea coming up on the viewscreen now. Shall we ready weapons?”
“No need. The cargo hold is full of confiscated kids who tried to sneak onboard ship. We’ll offer them to Emperor Kim to work in his child-labor factories.”
" We’re sorry Captain Trump. You can’t proceed any further."
" Your Top Security Clearance has been REVOKED for ’ erratic behavior, increasingly frenzied commentary, making a series of unfounded and outrageous allegations ’ ! "
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Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
These pigs in space are dumber than the Muppets’ characters.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
“I’m sorry Jim, democracy is dead.”
Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Ye canna change the laws of economics, Don.” (But don’t worry; it’s your children and grandchildren who will suffer, not you.)
3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago
… Ha! Warp factor 10!…
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 5 years ago
This cartoon is extremely insulting………….to pigs (and I can’t even begin to think about the Muppet aspect)
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
Talk about “Warp Factors”…they just DON’T get any more WARPED then THOSE TWO LOSERS!!
dadoctah over 5 years ago
“Planet North Korea coming up on the viewscreen now. Shall we ready weapons?”
“No need. The cargo hold is full of confiscated kids who tried to sneak onboard ship. We’ll offer them to Emperor Kim to work in his child-labor factories.”
comixbomix over 5 years ago
Every day it gets harder, seeing the truth presented as “the funny papers”…
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
So, where is Miss Piggy Melania? Or would Captain Link Hogbreath rather have Lil’ Miss Piglet Ivanka to snuggle with??
J Quest over 5 years ago
“Beam down some paper towels and take us out!” Absolutely brilliant!
hablano over 5 years ago
WOO HOO! Let’s have a parade!
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
“Planet Russia coming up…….it seems to be filled, absolutely filled, with waterfalls! Yet they appear to be a strange color………”
“Fake golden showers!”
jpozenel over 5 years ago
Following the prime directive closely until the last few panels.
He may be facing court martial proceedings for his lapse in judgement.
Linguist over 5 years ago
" We’re sorry Captain Trump. You can’t proceed any further."
" Your Top Security Clearance has been REVOKED for ’ erratic behavior, increasingly frenzied commentary, making a series of unfounded and outrageous allegations ’ ! "
Dr. Quatermass over 5 years ago
Awww, they didn’t include Gene/Jean and the Bettys in this. :-(
Wait… wrong 70’s space show. Damn you, Buck Henryyyyyyy!!
mfrasca over 5 years ago
Buster
Buster looked out of his window
He pointed up to the sky
They say pigs see the wind blow
They say do or die
Just between you and me my friend
He had a rotten twin who’s evil knew no end
Was the runt from a litter of two
Hey now Buster, what you gonna do?
Pig can fly
Pig can fly
Pig can fly
Pig can fly
He was a swine who wore fancy clothes
Referred to his snout as a nose
Preferred the company of snakes and bees
Drank cognac and ate Gouda cheese
Now Buster he was much bigger than that
All fresh, fly, dope, and fat
Had a dream he could fly like a bird
Up so high not an oink could be heard
Pig can fly
Pig can fly
Pig can fly
Pig can fly
Well the swine changed his name to Link
His gears cranked, sputtered, and spewed forth hate
Had a plan with a rotten stink,
Convince Buster he could aviate
Songwriters: Al Schnier / Chuck Garvey / Rob Derhak (moe.)
Buster lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Live performance:
https://archive.org/details/moe2005-05-28.nak.flac16/moe2005-05-28d2t04.flac