Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 11, 2018

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    Greyhame  over 5 years ago

    Has to be thicker that 1/4". I did exactly this when I was @15. No band saw, spent hours in Dad’s shop cutting and shaping. Hiked to the school yard so I would have plenty of room. First throw, it hit the ground and snapped in twain.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    Steps 4 & 5 should include a retriever.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 5 years ago

    If you love a boomerang, you should let it go, if it comes back then it’s yours to keep forever.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 5 years ago

    It’s all in the wrist. So obviously, Horace has a problem.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s impossible to lose a homing pigeon. If you release a bird that doesn’t return to you, then all you’ve lost is a pigeon. It must be the same way with boomerangs: if you throw one and it doesn’t come back, all you’ve done is toss away a stick.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    A friend make me a boomerang long ago and I still have it. They are hand sensitive as in left handed and right handed. I’m left handed so he had to take his time to make it correct for me. He taught me how to throw it at an angle into the wind and to crack my wrist like a whip. I got good at it and still love my homemade boomerang.

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    pekenpug  over 5 years ago

    Step 6: go apologize to whomever you hit.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    How to make fireplace kindling in 5 laborious steps!

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I love the little sheep on top, stealing his “O”!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    BlueFin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Endless loop. Horace himself is a boomerang in this.

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    Daniel Jacobson  over 5 years ago

    My brother made a 3-foot by 3-foot boomerang, using layers of plywood. When, he threw it, it traveled rather slowly, while making a roaring sound. When it was going back towards him, he ducked and avoided it, instead of trying to catch it.

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    g.iangoodson  over 5 years ago

    Sensible. Sounds like a war boomerang, intended to catch the enemy from behind – or frighten him.

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    tudza Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I have made one boomerang and it was quite successful. Buy a plank of bass wood from the hobby shop, cut it in half, use a belt sander to make wing shapes on the ends, bolt the two bits together to make a four-bladed boomerang. Made a nice tight circle and it was easy to catch.

    A friend threw it level to the ground, it shot up into the tallest tree around, and I never got it back.

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    Tigressy  over 5 years ago

    Christian Morgenstern (I tried to translate it):

    Once there was a boomerang

    Was a little bit too long

    Boomerang flew a bit

    But not return it did.

    Audience – for hours – then

    Waited for that boomerang.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    When it doesn’t return, is it a boomering?

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    Argythree  over 5 years ago

    @J Short: No. It’s a blooperthang

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