Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for August 22, 2018

If these kids were all so lousy, why were Wilson and Tony so worried about making the Valley Juniors?

I didn’t play golf on a high school team but when it matters, won’t an official accompany a foursome? For tennis, I’ve worked on the sidelines for high school tennis tournaments, with high school kids calling their own lines and there was very little cheating. In that instance, the world had NOT gone to pot.

Window washing is a streaky game. I apologize. For impersonating EllisBurkes. And also for the pun. If you can call it that.

P1, Gee Gil, looks like you got outcoached again.

P2, It’s really not polite to talk about Gil’s breath while he’s right there, dude!

P3, Is that Butt Pirate Radio broadcasting from that golf bag?

In all reality , Look Gil if you and the other coaches would have walked the course supervising scoring instead of sitting in the Grill Room drinking , playing cards and hitting on the waitresses maybe this wouldn’t have happened . NOW GIT and take that talking golf bag with you .

“It stinks” is right. Vito from Goshen is gonna do something about it, you know what I mean?. He’s put a lot of cash into this TonyWilson golf project, and he’s looking for a payday. The Valley Juniors was a lock! This Thorp guy may be looking at a peacock head on his desk tomorrow morning.

GilPa smells rats and if anyone knows anything about rat stench it’s The Gilfather. A golf bag with a C02 tap, AM/FM radio and cassette playing Ray Stevens’ Greatest Hits.

Now that we have established that there was blatant cheating and that the guys who are supposedly officials don’t GAF, what kind of unrealistic twist are R/W gonna’ throw our way?

Eight 9-0-5 shooters? Wilbur, does that include you?

“It’s a streaky game.” Gil will remember that, so that this fall when Marty Moon asks him why the Mudlarks are currently at 1-8, he can boast “Well, we did have a winning streak going for a while there!”

8??? Where did the other 4 come from? It’s out of control!

Is that one of the Milford dweebs in P3, making excuses for the cheaters?

You’re screwed Gil. That was fun. Next storyline please.

P3 Gil not that happy to be playing patty cake with the official.

If you interrogate them individually and offer immunity one of them will crack. The Plum Valley jailhouse is not a pretty place.

Streaky game, my a$$. I would love to knock 15 or so off my score in a matter of days.

Personally, I think this strip has too many innuendos…What’s Gil trying to really say? 2 clubs…playing together…15 strokes…What the…???