you have consented to being tracked and have all your personal information distributed on the web and dark web; and your identity will be Putin’s new hacking alias
100 pages of legalese that would take hours and hours to read. They know nobody reads it. They intentionally MAKE it so nobody reads it. If we had a civilized legal system, it wouldn’t even be a valid contract.
I’m sure you all have seen it, but a few month’s ago Facebook put out a “public service” style advertisement with voice over by Mark Zuckerberg promising to make changes with the way Facebook operates. After one of those commercials, I turned to my 17 year old son and asked him if he or any of his friends believe that ‘line of sh!t’? His answer, “Yes, we believe that Zuckerberg and Facebook are going to be much more careful about hiding to whom they sell our data.”
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Now they can say they told you — CYA 1.01
wllilly1960 over 5 years ago
…Just like Mark Zuckerurg!
wllilly1960 over 5 years ago
…" Zuckerberg".
GeifuKe over 5 years ago
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. HAHAHAHA!
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
you have consented to being tracked and have all your personal information distributed on the web and dark web; and your identity will be Putin’s new hacking alias
kaffekup over 5 years ago
No way, Pig. The real privacy policy would be fifty pages of fine print with one small detail allowing them to sell everything you tell them.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Our privacy policy is our business. Do you not understand the word privacy?
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Many billable hours went into recrafting that policy!
over 5 years ago
Can’t click what you can’t see.
Gent over 5 years ago
This is so true!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Has anyone ever actually read those policies?
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
The New Policy: My Tort Lawyers are better than you Ours!
AtariDragon over 5 years ago
For reality, add 20 pages of filler.
AtariDragon over 5 years ago
All your data are belong to us.
Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago
100 pages of legalese that would take hours and hours to read. They know nobody reads it. They intentionally MAKE it so nobody reads it. If we had a civilized legal system, it wouldn’t even be a valid contract.
garcoa over 5 years ago
By agreeing, you are selling your soul to us. Hahahahaha.
jel354 over 5 years ago
Remember the: “I do not give permission…” posts?
vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago
Privacy policies and software agreements are like the Bible: No one really reads it thoroughly, they just scroll to the bottom and click, “I agree”.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
AS I suspected.
jimboklein over 5 years ago
I’m sure you all have seen it, but a few month’s ago Facebook put out a “public service” style advertisement with voice over by Mark Zuckerberg promising to make changes with the way Facebook operates. After one of those commercials, I turned to my 17 year old son and asked him if he or any of his friends believe that ‘line of sh!t’? His answer, “Yes, we believe that Zuckerberg and Facebook are going to be much more careful about hiding to whom they sell our data.”
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Sounds like every Social Networking site out there: as crooked as any broken antenna….
mauser7 over 5 years ago
They sound nice…better then mine provider. Their motto is, “You Suck and We Hate You!!”
NoneOfTheAbove over 5 years ago
Gee, wonder who Pastis is spoofing here.
Sapphire Sword about 4 years ago
I wish privacy policies were that short…