Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 09, 2018

Got the electric mower (along with the solar panels and two electric cars). I suppose Mark Parisi never heard of batteries? Our electric mower is cordless. Batteries, Mark, batteries!

All his neighbours in Suburbia only have push mowers?? I don’t even remember the last time I saw one of those in use.

Smart move, Bob.

I’d probably chop up three cords every season.

I still use a push mower. Row home yard.

Watch out for rolling stones in the yard when mowing. Must have been the inspiration there!

I used an electric (corded) mower on my first house lawn. Orange cord was easy to see in green grass. Only had a small lot to maintain.

Did the neighbors boo him? Or is that just a Newport thing?

I love my electric mower, the battery doesn’t quite cover both the front yard and the back yard, so I have to stop to recharge in between. I do that by having a beer.

I get it…the times they are a-changin.

They’ll mow you with a motor or by hand;

They’ll mow you as a solo or a band.

They’ll mow you when your grass is getting long;

They’ll mow you and complain about your songs.

But I would not move to Abbey Road:

Everybody must get mowed.

Very clever comic!

I only wish all my neighbors mowed their lawn at the same time. Seems like we are always hearing the sound of a mower.

“Another Pleasant Valley Sunday”

“How does it feel? Oh, how does it feel? To be out mowin’”

Neighbors, all together now: “JUDAS!”