Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 24, 2018

Word salad.

Hence, the term “salad days”

Ciphertext camouflaged as word salad. Is Frog Applause an encrypted grocery list or a roadmap for terror? Then again, maybe it’s a grocery list for terror.

Flamingos, soft pointy shoes, nippleless boys in tiny, tight pants. It must be Tuesday.

I am to be sending Russian spy into Froglandia, she very sexy!

Danger Will Robinson …!

That’s because it’s textural.

You have to feel the LAME.

How I hate it when we have Cryptanal attacks

Esjol zpws pwbmujof

Hmm, perhaps the lack of a close quote is a preset indicator of some kind.

With my tootster, we get by.

Those of us who’ve cracked the code, ain’t tellin’ !

Sending the message is a message. It says you have at least that much freedom of action. Or that’s what they want us think.

There is a certain sublime pleasure taken in the witness of tragedy. That is the terrible beauty of Frog Applause and it’s confabulating Lameness. The lame expertly parries any inquiry into it’s mystery. It’s ersatz camouflage beguiles one into thinking there actually is a code and a key, but no amount of prepubescent gymnastics will crack this egg in the moonshine.

This clearly means Paul McCartney is missing somewhere near Bermuda …!

May as well be catapult attacks, I says. And then the cow comes over the wall, all plus and corrumption. OY!

Our beloved Teresa is a Mistress of Misdirection – the puzzle is a exercise in steganography; we’ve been directed towards the wrong puzzle, the secret is in fact hidden in the background flamingos.

Sister is being sinister sister. Trying to sell off chapel slippers to the young crackdowns, insisting they are needed before entering froglandia.

I see Republican flamingoes! If that isn’t code-talk for something, I’ll turn in my Captain Midnight decoder ring!

Is Sister secretly a spy for some non-Froglandian government? Oh, lame!

The answer my friend is flapping, flipping, bouncing, and jiggling like a frog would applaud. So I shook it at her!

Texting while on your shoulders when you’re driving a convertible..

@INGSOC

Works for me!

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Frog-Tower.jpg

I’d be impressed if that little ball thingy on the tip of that shoe was balancing there as opposed to being sewn on.