Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 14, 2018

You…start the car?

Yes, I’ve seen way too many weddings that were all about the wedding and not about the marriage.

Now for the hard work and the joy

Either drive to the honeymoon destination or just use the back seat.

The honeymoon was over even before it got started.

Priority 1: Get a different color car.

if you have to ask, you’re screwed

I’m sure y’all will think of something once you check in to the honeymoon suite.

start saving up for the divorce lawyers.

After 35 years we were just starting to figure that out – then yesterday I retired, and the question arises anew…………

one word,..honeymoon!

Use shaving cream to write the words “Hot Springs Tonight.”

Heh-heh, years ago I was driving down New Hampshire avenue in Silver Spring, MD and the car ahead of me was a just married couple. Someone had written on the car: “Silver Springs today Hot Springs tonight.”

Let nature take it’s course.

The problem with living together before marriage. They think getting a piece of paper makes everything new.

Let the NAGGING begin

I don’t know what, but it’s all Uphill now.

“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” -Raymond Hull

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2011/02/19