Kliban by B. Kliban for July 06, 2018

I predict a turn for the wurst.

Whoops. Was that on camera?

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that explains the buttons in my brats

A lot of guys my age can’t make that claim…

I knew it!

My first thought was well, I can’t decide if it’s more or less benign than the other comments, but I figured they were going to make him watch sausage being made.

But is it kosher ?

It’s the only factory tour around with a full immersion experience that lets you become the final product.

This reminds me of the avian sausage factory that took a tern for the wurst.

It’s better not to know how it’s made/

Step inside, welcome to the grind..

…And THIS is the Donderbeck Machine…

“Laws are like sausages — it is best not to see them being made.” -Otto von Bismarck

Was that what happened to Jimmy Hoffa?