Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 19, 2018

With some cats there’s no such thing as an unnecessary amount of food.

The People are not there to give treats! Whatever shall a poor kitty do?

But reports have not mentioned ham yet.

Okay if we can’t have Pucky toe beans, Puck toe counting is an acceptable substitute. Intense Eyebrows also help.

Oh poor Elvis. What’s a pitiful guard cat to do when he’s stressed and has no one to guard? If there were any plants, I’m sure he would have eaten and thrown them up first.

Oh nooooo! Where is Elvis’ extreme close up???!!! :O Oh Georgia, why’d you have to cut that bit out? It was my favourite from this arc. (sob)

SPOILER ALERT!!!

OMC! The look on Elvis’s face! Lololol!

Did the people leave extra kitty litter boxes?

Gee, Elvis, I hope you use your crack reporter skills to figure out who could possible have been responsible for the curtain caper!

How is the excess food and water evidence of return? Looks more like the opposite to me.

And some member of the news team should try to track down who it was who pulled down all the curtains. I suggest this would be a good thing for Elvis to investigate.

Oh oh, Elvis won’t be the woman’s good boy anymore!

R.O.F.L! In our living room, the east wall is composed of a mass of lath and plaster with 12 windows, each roughly 2×2 in size, in the center. M’lady, 40year seamstress and design maven that she is, took a LOT of time and hand cut and sewed fabric inserts on spring loaded rods to precisely fit these windows. It should have come as no surprise then, when the very next morning after installation, Tre-C (“The Deadliest Tabby”) had pulled two of the curtain panels out of their respective windows. “I just wanted to see the birds in the front yard, daddy.”

I’m sure that Elvis’s reports come from impeccable sources.

Awww Pucky’s counting toes!

Someone. It is always “Someone”, isn’t it Elvis? I live with “Someone” and “Weshould”. ie “Someone should take out the garbage.”. “Weshould, clean out the basement”. ;)

Good morning and happy Tuesday/Bluesday, orbsters and orbabies. Elvis’ look in the last panel is priceless. I think we all know who pulled down the curtains.

On another note, Paul has his first radiation treatment today.

Hugs, bumps and boops to everyone!

hehe, looks like our house if we go away for 2 nights. 3 litter boxes, 6 bowls of water, a 13×9 pan of food. Hubby shakes his head but what if we got in an accident and the grown kids were too busy to check on them? Must protect kitties!

Butch totally understands Elvis, whenever we leave to visit my family we come back to c cushions knocked off the couch.

,,, Petsitter waving hands in the air!

I was excited this morning to see an email from Amazon saying my BCN calendar has shipped and should arrive tomorrow.

A couple of comments here have believing it’s time to re-watch The Wizard of Oz. I will have my granddaughter over on Wednesday and Thursday, maybe then. Thanks to Sue Ellen (I will ignore the cat underneath the curtains) and Demon Oligarch (Bless my buttons!)

I <3 Elvis.

OMC, OMC, OMC, I just received my 2019 calendars, and they are FANTASTIC!!! I think they’re even better than last years!!!!! GREAT JOB, GEORGIA. i’d love to go on and on about each month, but don’t want to spoil it for anyone. This just made my day!

Im new to breaking cat news. Can someone explain this to me? Thanks.

Welcome, Spyro !

What would you like explained ? The basics are : the strip is based on the real life cats and other family members of the artist. Some events come right from real life, some are the product of her amazing, fertile and creative imagination. The cats report on events important to cats, such as empty food bowls.

the last panel is funny!!!