The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 13, 2018

You have to calibrate it with Iron Maiden.

I’m impressed that the guy recognized Ozzy. I’m terrible with names, especially when I see someone out of context. I would probably not recognize my own brother if I came across him buried to his neck in sand.

It’s an honest mistake. Nobody has ever seen Ozzy out in the daylight before.

Ozzy’s paranoia Led him to believe it was just another Bloody, Bloody Sunday but getting out of the sand would require Iron Man strength.

Let that be a lesson for you, Ed. Never go heavy metal detecting on the Black Sabbath.

Tell me you don’t really believe Ozzy is heavy metal.

If he’d only read the label on the battery cover, he’d have seen it says, “AC/DC.”

Does it translate Ozzy’s incoherent babbling?

Raise the Black Flag.

Ed was hoping to find the beach buoys.

Next he’ll dig up James Hetfield.

You know; for a pun – this one is really funny!

You know- for a pun this one is actually funny!

Pray he doesn’t find heavy water.

Did a giant Bat take Ozzie’s head off?Or was it a Dove?

Cover me up again, mate! I’m hiding from Sharon!

Scott’s been running off the rails on a crazy train.

I do not get the joke. Please explain. Mahalo!

Ed really digs Ozzy.

I wonder if they have a metal detector model that locates Iron Butterflies?