Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 15, 2018

With stereo, bluetooth and speakers.

Settle for one of them pine trees?

Build your own.

Hopefully, the casket will not have any splinters in it. Or miss-fire when they close the lid.

All of this stuff you’re going to carefully inspect for when you use it?

Why not lay down in it? Take it for a test drive.

I don’t want to be buried in something that looks like it came out of Detroit!

No casket, no viewing, simple cremation.

After I’m gone, they can do what they like. I won’t know, and will be beyond caring.

New car smell won’t last long inside that box with a deceased occupant.And be careful about the times you say “I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that”. You just might be…

“With piped in tapes of Billy Graham”

It amazes me that mortuaries are still in business, also blows my mind that people who chose cremation pay for embalming just for a showing.

Ok, but first I have to go talk to my manager.