Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2018

There’s an opening in the White House she’s prepared to deal with, why retire?

Well that is a show stopping decision.

You don’t say.

Retire? I say milk that idiot for all he’s got.

…Then retire.

Is there a Celibate-Gay Gag in here some where ??

He still hasn’t figured out which of them is the dummy.

It’s easy to imagine a similar session with Wiley and one of his bears.

Dummy’s thought balloon: “From manipulated to manipulator – I’m loving this arrangement for a change.”

Role reversals don’t always bring enlightenment, especially when one is as slow as that guy

Maybe he should read Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Sign on door: Couples Counseling …

they’re coming to take me away, ho ho, ha ha, hee…..

Hey, if Edgar Bergan could be a smash hit ventriloquist on the radio with Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd, anything is possible.

Ventriloquists and their dummies are even creepier than clowns.

One of my favorites, I forget where I even saw it: a man in a psychiatrist’s office with a hand puppet on, and the puppet was saying, “He didn’t want to come, but I insisted.”

I didn’t look at all the comments but did anyone think of the Twilight Zone episode with Cliff Robertson as the ventriloquist?

I know a ventriloquist, while he’s a nice person, I wonder about him sometimes. He takes his characters a LITTLE too far sometimes.

Termites got his tongue.