Tom Toles for April 10, 2018

Shouldn’t there be a lot less shoreline?

Where’s the line between crazy and criminal, and has he crossed it already?

Remember, Pruitt is doing a great job. He knows just what the orange swamp drainer wants.

WHA’s HOPPENIN’ IS … – {rhyme and coda}

In news-perusing, what mostly one sees is

the specter of Trump, – as attention he siezes

by performing his schtick with incessant reprises

of sociopathic yackings and destructive actions

which titillate his base, – and reward the factions

who increase their wealth while the world’s on its kneeses.

… Coda:

We focus on merely this Trump,

while really wha’s hoppenin’ is:

√ Deplorables drag us to the dump, -

- while √ Big Bucks are made by Big Biz.

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Actually, the surface of the Earth won’t be visible,there will be too much smog!

I think methane would more accurate.

The longest-lasting? Maybe. But what shape will it be in?

There are already two gas giants in the solar system…and two’s ‘company’…

They should use this as tRump’s official presidential portrait.

Don’t encourage him, Tom! After all, he doesn’t really care what happens to anyone but him.

“Après nous, le déluge” — certainly appropriate given rising sea levels…

In a country where politicians can flourish from the populations low numeracy, low understanding of scientific methods, and lack of respect for “others”, this leader was not an anomaly, I’m afraid.

This new format is just a scam to make it look like clicks have doubled and to extend the time you spend on the website. GoComics doesn’t care how much of an inconvenience it is to their readers. All these websites are just as bad as facebook.

Trump doesn’t care about the planet Earth for the simplest of reasons: he doesn’t KNOW that he’s living here!

Infamy is almost as good as fame when your that narcissistic.

Republicans want to maximize every quarters profit

before they destroy the earth for eternity.

Dump and Pruitt are raping the planet for their own benefit. As long as they get their $$$ from their wheeling and dealing, they don’t care.

I’ve always maintained Trump doesn’t care if his monument is for being the best or worst – as long as his is the biggest. He would rather have the planet shrivel up under him – than his term go by and his name isn’t on everyone’s lips.

Donald John Trump will be remembered in the same was we remember the barbarians sacking the western Roman Empire. The rank-and-file Roman didn’t notice really notice any great amount of change – the infrastructure took a long time to dissolve so that changes were evident – it got marginally more dangerous but you just put bars on your windows and didn’t travel as much. Not that much different than before – FOR A WHILE! And that what Donnie represents – lawless self interest. All for one- and one for ME. Only he can save us from the howling barbarians at the gate – because the “howling barbarian” is HIM!

As the Jägers say on Girl Genius, “Nize hot!”

Jägers, German for “hunters”.