Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 14, 2018

A bizarre extension of the Friday night high school football games where both sides would pray for the intestinal fortitude to obliterate the opponent. By the way, they always kneeled….

DR. PHIL? Jehovah P. Williams, You should be ashamed of Yourself.

Now we know that when you truly need God’s help he doesn’t show.

Jeff Sessions is making it easy for the haters. If you say your religion forbids you from selling to gays, blacks, hispanics, that is your Religious Freedom! Much like Right to Work means being fired if you look at your boss wrong.

George Carlin had it right. “I’ve become a Sun Worshiper. I pray to the Sun and my prayers are answered at about the same rate as when I prayed to God, 50/50.”

Is that a TV broadcast or streamed video?If it’s the latter, I wonder why kind of marketing profile God-Man has? Does God-Man use an ad-blocker? Would he need to?And what kind of products would he be seeing if he didn’t block?

“Zee zee zee…” No wonder he gets so many calls. He’s getting Jimmy Olsen’s signal watch, too.

What the hell?

This one must be dedicated to all those athletes who attribute their victories to God’s help…

“And I’d just like to thank God for hating and abandoning and crushing my pathetic opponents…”

My God is bigger’n your god so I win!

God-man lives in the Fortress of Rectitude……….

Wait, isn’t this the same God that makes guest appearances on Colbert?

Our thoughts and prayers go out to both of you….

“What if God was one of us?” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

We Win because OUR imaginary invisible sky spirit is better then YOUR imaginary invisible sky spirit! Isn’t that the "Christian " attitude nowadays???

If He doesn’t want to take a side, He could at least volunteer to referee…