Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2018

Only doing the easy stuff is one way to have a high success rate.

I’m with Goat on this one… how inspiring.

Now there’s your motivational poster!

“If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.” – Homer Simpson

Rat’s war against stupid people continues, despite what he said.

“Increased productivity through lower expectations.”

If at first you don’t succeed, give up. No sense being a damn fool about it!

When I come across something that is difficult to do, I wait until the right time to do it, or until someone else does it, or until it just goes away.

I give up. What is the point here?

The point is Rat’s Motto: “Life w/o Instant Gratification is Pointless”!

Success is starting a new project. Finishing it is staff work.

That’s what i do. When i play football. XD

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Hey Rat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

If at first you don’t succeed, try playing second base.

The definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result each time.”

“When the going gets tough… I get going”

Trying is the first step towards failure.

…..I give up.

Pastis never gives up. Unless it’s hard, then he resorts to highly accurate caricaturizations of Trump.

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again.And then give up—nobody likes a sore loser…

What we need here is a Cat. Let’s see how much effort Rat puts into running away for his dear life.

If at first you don’t succeed, try reading the instructions.

“The man who says a task is impossible should not interrupt the man doing it!”

Rat is not heroic, but he is practical, and in that he is probably closer to more of us than not. Of course, I would never, ever give up! (snerk)

If at first you don’t succeed, throw a tantrum until someone makes it easier.

Rick Astley vs Sammy Hagar.

I don’t mind reasonably hard challenges, but if it’s too difficult and impossible, then I quit.