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  1. about 13 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Local policies are not “the government,” huh?

    Well I guess your local government can therefore

    1) force you to tithe to the local church of the subgenus.

    2) prohibit all weapons, including your dinner knife

    3) quarter their enforcement warriors in your home

    4) who will search your house daily and watch you while you use the bathroom just in case you’re hiding something

    5) prosecute you continually for the same incident of leaving your garage door open overnight until you (see (8))

    6) hold secret trials for the above, and keep you locked up at your own expense until it has been resolved or you pass away whichever comes second

    7) make sure all trials are held by the corrupt brother in law of the once elected mayor without jury

    8) levy fines of 3x your annual salary per incident your garage door was left open, plus 200% daily interest compounded continuously due 7 weeks before the incident occurs

    9) deny that you have any “rights” not expressly given you by local policies

    10) have all the powers denied to the federal and state government by the constitution.

    Sounds like you live in North Korea…

  2. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

    A better number of us won’t.

  3. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Tell that to all the people who can’t put up yard signs because of local policies, companies who can’t use billboards, protectionist laws limiting who can speak on “professional” topics…

  4. 2 days ago on Chip Bok

    @drbee Now tell us why the “inflation reduction act” reduces inflation.

  5. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

    I still get a hardcopy national paper, though it’s also available online (they have two apps, one called “print edition” :-). Been subscribing to the same paper over 40 years and while I don’t trust everything in it, it’s a dam sight better than the locals. And no, it’s not the paper of “news McNuggets.”

  6. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    This might count as taunting happy fun ball…

  7. 5 days ago on Michael Ramirez

    And here I thought most of the wealthy claimed to be democrats.

  8. 8 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Well, at least you agree that FDR was a dictator.

  9. 11 days ago on Moderately Confused

    I’m not sure that’s necessarily the case. Hitler was elected, after all.

  10. 13 days ago on Non Sequitur

    I think that would be true only if the light emitter is much brighter than any other light source. Light bulbs do cast shadows even when on, when other light sources that are brighter are present.