Nice try pig, your a people person, and well Jef with one “F” is just that. Jef has forgets those bicycle lanes aren’t that wide. Oops, and “Another one Bites the dust”.
Oh yeah? Well Jef, clearly you lack true substance…and I’m not only saying that because you wear your shorts too tight and leave NOTHING to the imagination.
A couple of priests are walking though a cathedral after mass, when one is overcome by the awesomeness of it all and falls to his knees, crying, “Oh, Lord, I am nothing! I am nothing!”His companion is caught up in the moment and also falls to his knees, exclaiming, “Oh, Lord, I too am nothing!”Back in the pews is a custodian cleaning up, and he is so impressed by the sight he kneels as well, crying, “Oh, Lord, I too am nothing! I’m nothing!”The first priest nudges the second, nods back at the custodian, and says, “Now look who thinks HE’S nothing!”
Yikes! After reading all of these comments, I’m starting to feel a little bad for Jef. Bike riding is literally a pain in the butt for me. I would imagine being that uncomfortable would affect a cyclist’s personality.
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Hard, ain’t it hard, ain’t it hard, to love someone who never did love you? Hard, ain’t it hard ain’t it hard, dear God, not to turn that someone into someone black and blue?
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
’Tis best to stay far away form Jef. (Have we ever seen him cycling by the way?)
Bilan about 6 years ago
It’s not easy binge watching the tv. It takes a lot of discipline.
Even harder to continue sitting on your rear all day when there’s nothing good on.
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
(Jef should use a mirror)
blunebottle about 6 years ago
I’d say, punch him in the gut, Pig, but you’d probably break your fist.
mjb515 about 6 years ago
It is like you, except with more sleep and less silly looking headgear.
F-Flash about 6 years ago
Nice try pig, your a people person, and well Jef with one “F” is just that. Jef has forgets those bicycle lanes aren’t that wide. Oops, and “Another one Bites the dust”.
TheComicMan about 6 years ago
Will Jef EVER stop?
TheComicMan about 6 years ago
Wooah Jef those tits are getting big
Needles2sayu~sewFunny about 6 years ago
Oh yeah? Well Jef, clearly you lack true substance…and I’m not only saying that because you wear your shorts too tight and leave NOTHING to the imagination.
steverinoCT about 6 years ago
A couple of priests are walking though a cathedral after mass, when one is overcome by the awesomeness of it all and falls to his knees, crying, “Oh, Lord, I am nothing! I am nothing!”His companion is caught up in the moment and also falls to his knees, exclaiming, “Oh, Lord, I too am nothing!”Back in the pews is a custodian cleaning up, and he is so impressed by the sight he kneels as well, crying, “Oh, Lord, I too am nothing! I’m nothing!”The first priest nudges the second, nods back at the custodian, and says, “Now look who thinks HE’S nothing!”
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Pig go get, Rat, to bring the baseball bat to knock all of Jef’s teeth out
Charlie Fogwhistle about 6 years ago
Pig may be a nobody, but he’s definitely not common. Really. A talking pig? Not common.
msprecious about 6 years ago
Pig needs to check his spelling.
Gent about 6 years ago
Now, Pig, it’s useless to be nice to jerks.
jackproarty about 6 years ago
Hey Jef, what’s it like to be a pompous %*# with no purpose in life.
Piksea Premium Member about 6 years ago
Yikes! After reading all of these comments, I’m starting to feel a little bad for Jef. Bike riding is literally a pain in the butt for me. I would imagine being that uncomfortable would affect a cyclist’s personality.
Bookworm about 6 years ago
To paraphrase one of the great pragmatic philosophers of our time, Bart Simpson, “Common nobody and proud of it!”
Charlie Tuba about 6 years ago
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pchemcat about 6 years ago
I don’t know Jef, what is it like to be a common nobody?
pekenpug about 6 years ago
Pig, you’re a good egg..or bacon… No, I mean you fried..er, I mean tried to bake..er, make friends….Oh, skip it. I can’t type before breakfast.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
In answer to your question, Jef the Cyclist in overly tight purple spandex, PHBBT!
By the way, I hired Dill Wedekind to feel sorry for your tires (or do you say “tyres”?)—see today’s Cul de Sac….
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
Hard, ain’t it hard, ain’t it hard, to love someone who never did love you? Hard, ain’t it hard ain’t it hard, dear God, not to turn that someone into someone black and blue?
Atrix about 6 years ago
Jef could use a bit of empathy mixed in with his high standards and honesty.
alantain 5 months ago
Jef makes me want to jam a stick into his spokes. Happy trails Jeffy!