People who slurp and guzzle (or smack their lips while eating) should be retrained to eat at gunpoint. It’s absurd that adults haven’t learned to eat quietly yet. This is something every parent needs to instill in their children by the time they’re 8 or 9 years old.
His mom doesn’t look like Geena Davis but Calvin’s certainly a Brundle of joy. If that’s not bad enough for you remember, I’m just trying to wing it. And that’s the fly in the ointment.
I love Watterson’s artwork, especially the panel with the fork.Sort of reminds me of the old Jack Kirby covers to Tales of Astonish when it featured Ant-Man (a long, long time ago).
So what’s a bluebottle fly doing sucking blood? He should be vomiting digestive juices onto his food and sponging up the resulting mess with his tongue!
For Europeans with successful potty training credentials, we know that both hands always remain on the table during a meal. When Americans let the unused hand disappear in their crotch during the meal, it takes a lot of tolerance to accept their crotch habits, but that is what we do with lesser cultures.
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
For Calvin:
Mission Accomplished
Adiraiju almost 6 years ago
Next, he’ll fly into Jeff Goldblum’s teleporter machine.
alaskajohn1 almost 6 years ago
Sounds like Mom has contracted the plague.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 6 years ago
That was the point, Mom!
bigcatbusiness almost 6 years ago
It would be better a blood sucking butterfly. Can you believe that actually exists?
codycab almost 6 years ago
Way better than “A bug’s life”!
in.amongst almost 6 years ago
Mom’s got the bark, Calvin’s got the bite!
DaveG1960 almost 6 years ago
Now just explain what you were doing, that will ruin the picnic
Bilan almost 6 years ago
Forget the L.A. law. The Calvin law is there’s always somebody that’s a bigger pest.
Jabroniville Premium Member almost 6 years ago
People who slurp and guzzle (or smack their lips while eating) should be retrained to eat at gunpoint. It’s absurd that adults haven’t learned to eat quietly yet. This is something every parent needs to instill in their children by the time they’re 8 or 9 years old.
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
He came, he slurped, he conquered!
bluram almost 6 years ago
Does the name Vincent Price “The Fly” come to mind?
Display almost 6 years ago
His mom doesn’t look like Geena Davis but Calvin’s certainly a Brundle of joy. If that’s not bad enough for you remember, I’m just trying to wing it. And that’s the fly in the ointment.
tripwire45 almost 6 years ago
I love Watterson’s artwork, especially the panel with the fork.Sort of reminds me of the old Jack Kirby covers to Tales of Astonish when it featured Ant-Man (a long, long time ago).
rshive almost 6 years ago
Protozoans don’t tend to have good table manners.
dziner88 almost 6 years ago
One of my favorite images of Calvin in the last panel…!
Flossie Mud Duck almost 6 years ago
Ew!
bbbmorrell almost 6 years ago
Those of you who are young don’t know how innovative this artwork was when it first came out.
BiggerNate91 almost 6 years ago
So that’s what “zzzzzzzzzzzzz” translates to.
JohnFarson19 almost 6 years ago
Good God, the Sunday C&H’s were brilliant. To quote Wile E. Coyote, “Sheer unadulterated brilliance”
gantech almost 6 years ago
Good lord, it works!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 6 years ago
So what’s a bluebottle fly doing sucking blood? He should be vomiting digestive juices onto his food and sponging up the resulting mess with his tongue!
(You’re welcome…)
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 6 years ago
Mom should be glad she can’t hear Calvin’s thoughts.
himbear almost 6 years ago
For Europeans with successful potty training credentials, we know that both hands always remain on the table during a meal. When Americans let the unused hand disappear in their crotch during the meal, it takes a lot of tolerance to accept their crotch habits, but that is what we do with lesser cultures.