Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 05, 2018

Get him the Preparation H!

Well, he didn’t knock the cross-bar down…yet…

Great… now how do we get him down?

He’s in the pole position.

Should we salute?

Now that’s got to hurt!

I hope that is a woman up there.

There’s talk about adding pole dancing to the gymnastics competition. Just sayin’.

This track meet has been brought to you by Vlad the Impaler.

OUCH!

Well there’s a guy with a rod up his ass about something.

He is so stuck up! (Because he has a poll up his…)

That looks painful!

Good thing he was wearing Polar Gore-tex.

I have the cell number of a rectal surgeon if needed. (yes I do, he’s a friend of mine and actually specializes in the surgery, though I’ve never needed his expertise myself :)