That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 14, 2017

“You have been chosen to lead the French because none of the guys want to take the blame when we lose to the English.”

But watch out for HR. Their termination policy really burns.

Hurry, there’s a buy one, get 1/2 off on the second pair sale at Payless Shoes.

I told you I was gay. Now do you see why I didn’t want to marry?

She looks so much like Madonna’s daughter Lourdes that I thought the caption would say something about it.

Joan, you must lead the armies of France because they keep losing when led by Frenchmen, and no Corsicans are available yet.

Joan of Arc listening to the voices: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeanne_d%27_Arc_(Eugene_Thirion).jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can translate pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting, along with a Description.

Those who read French can probably find other info about the artist – I couldn’t find anything, that Chrome could translate, other than what’s indirectly pointed to (his French Wikipedia.org page) by the above URL.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1846 (December 13, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

“Can you play sax? The horn section is a little thin.”

Joan joins the cast of The Justice League.

Now THAT is sexual harassment !

… and he was known ever after as the first angel to get his ass kicked!

“Sorry, honey. Your act is good, but we’re the Blue MAN Group.”

She even looks the correct age in the painting (Joan of Arc was 16 when she did what she did. She was dead by 18)

“Go on, go on! What’s the worst that could happen?”