that last one is going to be quite tricky (on a family road trip after stopping for breakfast at a restaurant, the waitress was dumbfounded when I requested my eggs to be hard-boiled)
How about deep fried?
“Shirred” ought to slow him down a bit.
Fried on a sidewalk? Nope, that one’s taken.
Pressed hard enough to form into a diamond.
So he placed the egg in his shoe and beat it.
In a toaster.
cedar plank, sunny
Shooting them out of a cannon should cook it, but the problem is finding a plate strong enough to catch it!
Drawn and quartered.
Just read that eggs can be cooked with the milk steamer on your espresso machine.
Where’s the bottle of spit he usually keeps on the shelf?
“Engine block eggs it is.”
The pleats in a chef’s torque represent the number of ways a chef has learned to prepare eggs. No pleats in his torque, so any way is new.
Hard boiled. Peeled. Wrapped in bacon and dipped in pancake batter, and then fried.
November 07, 2013
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
that last one is going to be quite tricky (on a family road trip after stopping for breakfast at a restaurant, the waitress was dumbfounded when I requested my eggs to be hard-boiled)
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 6 years ago
How about deep fried?
dadoctah over 6 years ago
“Shirred” ought to slow him down a bit.
Leroy over 6 years ago
Fried on a sidewalk? Nope, that one’s taken.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Pressed hard enough to form into a diamond.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
So he placed the egg in his shoe and beat it.
J Short over 6 years ago
In a toaster.
TheTrueNorth over 6 years ago
cedar plank, sunny
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 6 years ago
Shooting them out of a cannon should cook it, but the problem is finding a plate strong enough to catch it!
cdnalor over 6 years ago
Drawn and quartered.
Luanaphile over 6 years ago
Just read that eggs can be cooked with the milk steamer on your espresso machine.
drycurt over 6 years ago
Where’s the bottle of spit he usually keeps on the shelf?
pcolli over 6 years ago
“Engine block eggs it is.”
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
The pleats in a chef’s torque represent the number of ways a chef has learned to prepare eggs. No pleats in his torque, so any way is new.
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Hard boiled. Peeled. Wrapped in bacon and dipped in pancake batter, and then fried.