Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 05, 2017

This would make a good iPhone commercial.

So apples are the equivalent of chocolate or ice-cream for unicorns? If she eats too much she will go from sad to have a stomach ache.

“My stomach hurts too much to be sad now. Thank you.”

Cold is the absence of heat, sadness is the absence of apples.

Apples must be Marigold’s ice cream (if y’all know what I mean).

Imagine what a sugar cube could do. Oh wait, we had the coffee arc.

Would it help if Marigold had an apple pie, like from McDonald’s?

Let her be sad. It makes one appreciate happiness more.

Pheobe and Marigold should come by Sweet Apple Acres for a spell

She’s got SAD (Serious Apple Deficiency)

Love Phoebe in the 3rd panel. So in our terms, a scoop of ice cream won’t do, she’ll need a gallon and a spoon. Or in The Golden Girls terms this will take the whole cheesecake.

Apples with a side order of Jack Daniel’s (large) works for me.

I try to eat away my sadness too. Often, it doesn’t work.

What a scam! :D

Maybe she’s just hungry, then.

“I am also happier by the presence of one person who is willing to bring me apples to cheer me up.”

Just fetch Marigold an orchard, Phoebe.. and maybe a shrubbery.

A sad Unicorn is just TOO pathetic!!

Try a pineapple.

Move to Many Apple is?

Or, if Marigold prefers fizzy drinks, move to Many Soda.

She’s probably just constipated, so the apples were a good choice.