Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 31, 2017

I thought Duke liked his meat uncooked.

I sense a very nasty surprise coming for Honey someday soon…

Feel the LOVE.

[updated] “Care for a pretzel and a glass of warm water, ma’am?”

Duke, things are only going to get worse because soon she will be putting her hands all over you when you are trying to watch a football game! The horrors of marriage!

It’s gonna be a looong flight, Duke !

Ah, honeymooners …

Honey is going to want to consummate the marriage and join the mile-high-club at the same time!

“No, no, honey. American couples are supposed<\b> to have separate bedrooms.”

“The knowledge that she would never be loved in return acted upon her ideas as a tide acts upon cliffs.”

― Thornton Wilder, The Bridge of San Luis Rey

“Steak or chicken?”

“You can’t tell either?”

All this “sugar” was not allowed on Mao times