Are John and Scott schilling for Disney now?
Let’s see if the strong, independent feminist can fly!
Every circle of friends has a ‘Bob’.
Legos must have been invented by a genius sadist.
I think I read that one. Even my parrot didnt like it.
I think you just described the origin of golf!
’It’s cool. I’m only using the softer turkeys, er breads."
Naps are your friends. Respect the nap!
As much as I hate meetings, anyone who misses a senior staff meeting always ends up getting ‘elected’ to head a ‘special’ project.