Tom Toles for August 09, 2017

Sadly, this comic really “tells it like it is”.

This world in not big enough for those two egos. And we also have Putin ready to jump in.

This may be aimed at the Chinese who wouldn’t want a nuclear war on their doorstep. In any case you’ll have 2 days to build a fallout shelter.

A little mano-a-mano might not be a bad idea with these two. Kim has the age thing going for him, but DT has the size and weight advantage. Could be great television, maybe a PPV event.

JUST MICROWAVE OVENS, PLEASE {limerick}

Please, – no nukes for these two.

Just microwave ovens will do

to heat up their Gerber’s™.

With nukes they’re disturbers;

they’ll make the world go adieu.

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I’m all for a food-fight to settle it, but in a cage so it won’t escelate. The looser has to shut his pie hole and they both have to leave the rest of the world alone.

Donnie’s high chair has to be MUCH bigger to fit his fat gut…

Look at the bright side. Maybe we won’t have to worry about catastrophic climate change. Or anything else, for that matter.

Trump is a jerk who handles everything poorly.

America’s ongoing temper-tantrum versus North Korea’s. Seems like a fair fight.

IN RE THE DONALD – {rhyme}

Regarding Trump: -

√ he’s Inane, he’s Insane,

he’s a Pain, yuugely Vain.

√ a Horse’s Rump

whom we oughta Restrain

and then Arraign

then ignominiously Flump

into a toxic-waste Dump.

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And God help the rest of us.

“My radioactive parking lot can beat up YOUR radioactive parking lot!”

“America’s ongoing temper-tantrum versus North Korea’s. Seems like a fair fight.” — BOMIX

We’re certainly making it look even.

Just a couple of bloviating , bad ass wannabe, baby boomers.

If we survive this without a war, do you think it will get people off their behinds and settle down to fixing this whole system?

MACHO-MOUTHINGS ‘BOUT NUKES – {rhyme & coda}

Bring on the judge and the jury

and get rid of Trump before

we scorch in the “fire and fury”

in which his machismo would soar.

… PS:

I’m trembling back home in Missouri: -

- Trump might escalate his roar

and blow us to Alpha {Centauri} Centuri.

Katie, bar the door.

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Yes Katy bar to door before the Godzilla sized bull, the USA, is in that china shop of nukes.

@Old_Curmudgeon

I always enjoy your poems, but today has me wondering if you’re really from Missouri or just found it handy to use an Ogden Nash type rhyme for Alpha Centuri? (From Kansas City, here, just a few blocks away from Kansas, so I have two governors and two state legislatures I can ridicule…..plus one deranged secretary of state!)

This is just another “squirrel” moment for Trump, trying to divert everyone’s attention from all his troubles with Russia.

I sense a nuclear food fight coming on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOQUnvI3CA

Trump fluffers not in today?