Tom Toles for October 01, 2016

But he hates Obama.And HIllary.And Mexicans and Muslims and minorities.

That make him eminently qualified to be a Republican president.

What more could a Republican/Fox “news” viewer want in a president?

Maybe one of the so-called ‘conservatives’ who post here can identify an additional Trump qualification — without mentioning Hillary.

It must be really, really difficult, since none of them have been able to do so on these boards.

His idiot fans are taken in by the show of wealth, such as all that crass gold in his residence. Con men almost always rely on a show of wealth, as people are easily taken in by that. American still think that no matter what their intelligence level, education, personality, appearance, etc., they too can become obscenely wealthy if they just got the right break (or connection).

At least you know what your buying. And in 4-8 yrs you won’t hear my God they changed and wasn’t the candidate I voted for.

I read an article in Vanity Fair by Dominique Dunn about the Ivana Trump divorce. It was written at the time of the divorce. It reiterates that Trump was the greatest liar and con man the City has seen, and that’s saying something! Now he’s moved on to conning the Nation!

They Say that the Apprentice was about his only successful accomplishment. And he even lost at that!

It matters not. That’s because tRump the Terrible keeps doing just one thing incredibly well: he’s a genius at getting librul panties in a terrible, painful twist. Benedict Donald perfectly expresses the contempt the Deplorables have for a society that has held them and all of their deeply held “values” in apparent contempt for these many years. From the TrumperNutter’s perspective, Traitor tRump is the bringer of vengeance, and sweet vengeance, at last, will be theirs. In fact, to a significant degree, it already is. More’s the pity. So good luck with rational dialogue with such people, it won’t work. Just ask Obama. Vote.

The sad part is, regardless of who is President, still nothing will get accomplished with the congress we have. Ninety percent of Americans don’t even know who their Senator or Representative is. All blame is always hoisted upon the President, when Congress is far more culpable.

Do nothing, power mongering, zero integrity, self serving, millionaires, who care far more about the party and nothing about their constituents or the overall will or good of the country.

Vote them out!

The Browbeater Tweets{… a limerick …}Vigorously doth he tweet,and derisively the pundits repeat.The Trumpster ain’t sweet; -- this’ll cause his defeat.Too much doth The Donald browbeat.=========

If Hillary wins, keep an eye out for a plethora of alternate history novels….Can’t wait to read them!

Let’s keep this trend going.

Trump is clearly an out of control narcissist. He felt trod upon when Hillary brought up his past bad behaviour. He could have simply apologized and it was an isolated bit of bad behaviour. But NO, he defends it, doubles down, and then in a fit of anger in the middle of the night has to tweet to let everyone know how wonderful he is. Truly a mentally challenged person.

How about asking for the $8,000 he stiffed my customer out of without declaring bankruptcy?

5F and counting.

And course everything Saint Hillary does is clean.above board and put gold in her pockets! On your knees and worship our Goddess!

Trump makes Hillary look good.To bad the republicans did not run a real person against her.I hope Trump totally destroys the GOP.

Just what I want in a president: the temperament of a toddler, the class of a Kardashian, and more narcissistic than my cat.

What is{are} Trump’s Problem{s}?{- – - a Rhyme and an Image – - -}Is his face so orange from some kind of disease? …… maybe it’s an itching case of scabies?His angry outbursts his staff can’t appease. -… maybe his tummy’s like a colicky baby’s?His mouth foams furiously. HOLY GEEZ!! … … maybe he’s got a case of rabies?- – - Image:http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/nonprofitentrepreneur/files/2016/03/Donald-Trump-Angry.jpg=========

Donald Trump’s insanity Is a function of his vanityHis ignorance? Infinity(Why he’s hated by the Trinity)

Let’s Hear about POLICIES{… a limerick …}Would were the media to switchfrom focus on The Donald’s kitsch{on his stuff ever Worsefrom his vile universe}to good policies which Democrats pitch.======

@Young Curmudgeon(I wouldn’t want to call you old!) I always enjoy your rhymes and I hope to see more of them. Have you collected them in a blog or on a forum somewhere? I think they’re well worth collecting, and if you have them all handy somewhere at once I’d like to know the link to them. But anyway, keep on blasting away at Trump (and other irritants, such as Zika, and…….okay, technically, the two worst irritants currently active would be Trump and Zika, but you know what I mean!)