The good Berkeley Breathed, Esq. seems to have a better grasp of matters of the delicatessen than matters anatomical. Since poor old Opus was wacked in two in an area that roughly corresponds to the heart and lungs he would have a tough time coughing (requires an intact diaphragm) let alone speaking. However, given his grave and terminal condition he curses Steve, Sith Lord, Dallas by calling him a lawyer before his lights go out. Of course, this being the Sunday funnies, he could be restored by stacking him back up and using Scotch tape and stapes to hold him together. In this day and age of HMO’s that may be the only way to get him whole again.
Upon my Potty Buddy, it seems that there has been a littering of penguin parts and ice cream on the sidewalk. This is unacceptable. We may have to issue a misdemeanor littering citation to the Sith Lord. Penguin parts and ice cream are a $25 fine….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Sith can’t trust others especially other Sith.
Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
Apparently Opus is a talking ham.
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
Sith happens.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago
Sith is just how I roll.
biz.gocomics over 7 years ago
No, Opus, lawyers are Sith, too. (Case in point, one Steve Dallas.)
ChrisV over 7 years ago
Whoa, Steve just gave Opus the Darth Maul treatment!
ars731 over 7 years ago
’YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, STEVE!"
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yes, yes he is.(A lawyer, that is.)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
How does the bed pan fit?
agila333 over 7 years ago
The good Berkeley Breathed, Esq. seems to have a better grasp of matters of the delicatessen than matters anatomical. Since poor old Opus was wacked in two in an area that roughly corresponds to the heart and lungs he would have a tough time coughing (requires an intact diaphragm) let alone speaking. However, given his grave and terminal condition he curses Steve, Sith Lord, Dallas by calling him a lawyer before his lights go out. Of course, this being the Sunday funnies, he could be restored by stacking him back up and using Scotch tape and stapes to hold him together. In this day and age of HMO’s that may be the only way to get him whole again.
Scoutmaster77 over 7 years ago
Sith happens…
leemartinlee over 7 years ago
Come over to the light side, O Sith Lord.
We have cookies……
pjdougherty over 7 years ago
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful that you can possibly imagine. I mean, they have plushies of me, not you.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Upon my Potty Buddy, it seems that there has been a littering of penguin parts and ice cream on the sidewalk. This is unacceptable. We may have to issue a misdemeanor littering citation to the Sith Lord. Penguin parts and ice cream are a $25 fine….
reynard61 over 7 years ago
Suddenly, Opus is only half the penguin he used to be…
lindz.coop Premium Member over 7 years ago
Poor Opus!!
Port&Hodge4ever over 7 years ago
Never realized that Steve’s lightsaber was a real one, or that he knew how to use it.