“RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIBS!!! DRIPPING WITH SAUCE! FALLING OFF THE BONE!!!”
Clever story! :-)
They go best on baked potatoes with sour cream. (Also on cottage cheese with garlic salt.)
Six sexist sextuplets playing six sets of sax sextets.
The one about a prehistoric orphan growing up in a poor neighborhood: Gasoline Alley Oop.
Looks Good on Toilet Paper.
There’s even a trope for it: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PunchClockVillain
Oh, this can’t possibly go wrong…can it?