Tom Toles for September 01, 2016

What’s said south of the border stays south of the border…

i’ve voted GOP for 50 years, but won’t any more. The party deserves no respect if they support a ’hole like Trump. It is time for a real conservative party. Come on, Libertarians!

TRUMP’s DECEPTIONS{… a pair of limericks …}“But I was only jokin’,”Trump fibs after having mispoken’bout this and that,his “jokes” falling flat. Let’s give his nose a poke in.… … … …Through such rhetorical action,Trump seeks to deceive by distractionfrom the obvious {fact} fackthat his campaign is wack, -- and against our norms an infraction.========

The Dump’s meeting with Pena was only about a hour long. What could be said or solved or even fought about for that long? “I wanna wall” – “I ain’t payin for it douche!” – “Okay, you has-beaner.” – “Let’s go talk to the press”

Trump choked. The president of Mexico told him (truthfully) that they aren’t paying for it. Trump is too much of a coward to argue with anyone in the room with him. So he lied about it and said it hadn’t come up. Welcome to GOP “leadership.”

“Bankruptcy.”

Another Toles’ gem!

Interesting to note, Trump left his personal press corps behind for this trip

@Alberta-oilTrump is stupid, dishonest, and crazy, as intelligent people have known and honest people admitted since long before the first primary. (You know, when there were close to 20 other Republicans running, some of whom are intelligent, most of whom are sane, and at least of few of whom are honest—for politicians.) “Exposing” Trump for what he really is would be something akin to pointing at the ground and saying, “Look! A planet!”

Not that I want to.

And the press ate it all up and and spread it like wildfire. Free Trump advertising….

Hit the metal when you get to that speed bump at the exit…..

at least the gop does not hate black USA citizens by bring in non citizens to take their jobs

All the people who say they get free welfare and that they take our jobs don’t know that they do Not qualify for welfare. Only if they bring wife and kids, the kids do qualify. But most come alone without the family.Also how many people will work for less than minimum wage to work in cold slaughter houses or as chicken packers who become disabled in just a few years because that kind of repetitive work with knives does the to a body.A good proportion of our citizen wouldn’t want to or be able to do as quick a job of picking fruit and vegetables for 10-16 hours a day, also below minimum wage.Imagine the cost of food if we hired most 20 yer olds here?

to drdon1 douglas mcmillon, daniel schwartz and other democrats

Mexican president calls Trump’s ideas ‘a threat to the future of Mexico’

Reversing a more diplomatic tone he set during a joint appearance with Donald Trump in the Mexican capital, President Enrique Peña Nieto called the Republican presidential candidate’s ideas a “threat to the future of Mexico.”

Peña Nieto’s hostile words came Wednesday night, hours after he met privately with Trump and shortly after the real estate mogul delivered an incendiary speech in Phoenix in which he repeatedly portrayed immigrants in the U.S. as dangerous criminals and vowed to force Mexico to pay for construction of a border wall.

Peña Nieto said Trump’s proposal to end free trade agreements and deport millions of immigrants are a danger to Mexico. “Imagine what that represents, and tell me it is not a risk to Mexico,” he said.

http://www.latimes.com/world/mexico-americas/la-fg-trump-mexico-20160901-snap-story.html

How awful that infected illegals won’t be spreading diseases in this country. A real heartbreaker, if you were hoping for something else.