Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2016

I’ll take any excuse to not eat tofu.

Zebra thinks tofu is an animal? Out of character!

Short version of the list:“Only non-endangered animal — crocodiles.”:Zebra Neighbor’s problem will solve itself.

Zebra! Why tofu? Couldn’t you just have put zebra and avoid dooming yourself?

Larry, looking down at his feet, says, “Woomun, no tofu you. Endangered!”

No one eats Tofu Deba smh

**Zeba

Hmm Burmise python no endangered. Me go to Florida.

Wonder if the Nauga is on the list. Highly prized for their hyde.

Why are the crocs yelling? (Their dialogue is usually in both upper and lower case.)

Tofu legs? To, Fu, Six, Eight; who knows? I’ve never seen a tofu running around loose in the wilds of the Urban Jungle….

Croc no care what on list………………. just eat!

My tofu gets legs when I leave it in the fridge too long

Should’ve put “zebra” as endangered.

I hope he put Mince on the list

I suppose it’s a play on the fact that the Scots like to kid innocent Americans that the haggis is an animal.

Wonder if Zebra remembered to include the naugahyde on the list?

If I saw a tofu with legs I’d probably seek help.

Does anyone here remember The Tofu Cow?

Love it!

xxx

Save the tofus!!

tofu – fungus grown on toes very rare in crocs

Crocs, feel free to eat all the tofus and eggplants you can catch. Leaves less to foist on the rest of us.

What about tofurkey? Close enough, right?

The nauga once lived in the cliffs in Naugatuck, Connecticut. They’ve been gone for years now, more’s the pity.

Why include tofu? Wouldn’t you rather they eat tofu than animals?