“Yeah, that’s it! A herd of… umm, wild ducks, that’s it! Came in the window… um, molted they… er, ah, feathers all over… flying out… they before flew out… or geese, maybe… yeah, sure… pack of wild geese… molted window flew… out… something like that…”Dad: “No dessert for a week, ‘Pinocchio’! Goodnight!”
I hated feather pillows. The points would constantly come through. But I was too young to worry like George Costanza about not carrying pens for fear of puncturing his scrotum.
A brace is a pair, whether it be ducks, grouse, or dogs doing brace-work—only 2.
Brace-work is beautiful when it’s done right; it’s also one of the most difficult exercises to pull off. If the dogs walk in step, it’s incredible to watch.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
The ducks didn’t leave any other evidence behind?
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
♪ Ducks in the wind. All we are is ducks in the wind.♪I just had to do that.
Enter.Name.Here almost 8 years ago
A herd of ducks? I’VE heard of ducks…
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Herd of ducks? Did team Donald and team Daffy were at it again?
kmwtigger almost 8 years ago
They just left or did they ‘duck’ out the window quickly?
hariseldon59 almost 8 years ago
Well that’s just ‘down’ right silly!
rshive almost 8 years ago
Nothing worse than unwanted molting ducks.
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
Ducks molt around twice a year: once after nesting, and another between fall and winter.It’s June; Calvin’s lie just fell through…
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
Wouldn’t it be “flock” instead of “herd”?
gantech almost 8 years ago
Calvin is just trying to duck the issue.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 8 years ago
Of course it’s flock not herd but Calvin is having to wing it so his lie is a bit feather brained.
Carl R almost 8 years ago
Where could the feathers have come from? It’s a paradox, er, ducks.
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
Are these duck or goose feathers? I’m down with that.
orinoco womble almost 8 years ago
Wanna buy a duck?
Why a duck?
(And boy did I just date myself! Again.)
maxpower44 almost 8 years ago
liar liar pants on fire hanging on a telephone wire.
rickray777 almost 8 years ago
“Yeah, that’s it! A herd of… umm, wild ducks, that’s it! Came in the window… um, molted they… er, ah, feathers all over… flying out… they before flew out… or geese, maybe… yeah, sure… pack of wild geese… molted window flew… out… something like that…”Dad: “No dessert for a week, ‘Pinocchio’! Goodnight!”
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
To all the comments so far, and especially Leading Edge’s “Quacker qumbs?” that made me spill my coffee again, I give a very big…
josh_bisbee almost 8 years ago
Why should Hobbes care? He never gets dessert.
zeexenon almost 8 years ago
I hated feather pillows. The points would constantly come through. But I was too young to worry like George Costanza about not carrying pens for fear of puncturing his scrotum.
lloyd johnson almost 8 years ago
Buy new pillows and put it on the ducks “Bill”.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
I would love it if I went into my room and I found it was raining feathers.
xxx
Godfreydaniel almost 8 years ago
If you cross a herd of ducks with a flock of deer you get……never mind, this is a FAMILY comic strip!
Kind&Kinder almost 8 years ago
It’s a pair a ducks if they could somehow get in the room, molt, and get out of his room through a closed window!
Pthhht! almost 8 years ago
A HERD of ducks? Probably better than a murder of crows.
Pleasure-Nubbins almost 8 years ago
If you think the mess is bad, wait until you get their bill.Duck….bill…get it? I’ll get me coat.
orinoco womble almost 8 years ago
A brace is a pair, whether it be ducks, grouse, or dogs doing brace-work—only 2.
Brace-work is beautiful when it’s done right; it’s also one of the most difficult exercises to pull off. If the dogs walk in step, it’s incredible to watch.
tea62 almost 8 years ago
Wilde Bill… DUCK!