A HERD of ducks? Probably better than a murder of crows.
Don’t worry, Calvin. By 2016 there won’t be anything worth watching even on cable or satellite.
The restaurant might be serving pancakes. I’m sure Milinealls won’t get this.
Camping: Where supposedly sane people pay big bucks to live like the homeless.
You’re right, Chad. Too many things in the garage for Calvin to get in trouble with. She should have locked him in a closet like other babysitters do.
Calvin needs to quit being a twinky andlearn to fight. Standing up to a bully is the only way to get him off your case.
That didn’t work for me either, Calvin. But my mother wasn’t so calm about it. I learned some new swear words that morning.
When we were kids, a friend tied a blanket around his shoulders and tried flying like Superman off the roof. He broke his arm. He is now a grade school teacher. Imagine what those kids learn in school.
I tried selling my sister once. Nobody wanted her either.
Calvin probably doesn’t know it yet, but dad’s going to pay his allowance in Confederate dollars and German Deutsch Marks.