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  1. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    A HERD of ducks? Probably better than a murder of crows.

  2. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Don’t worry, Calvin. By 2016 there won’t be anything worth watching even on cable or satellite.

  3. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    The restaurant might be serving pancakes. I’m sure Milinealls won’t get this.

  4. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Camping: Where supposedly sane people pay big bucks to live like the homeless.

  5. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    You’re right, Chad. Too many things in the garage for Calvin to get in trouble with. She should have locked him in a closet like other babysitters do.

  6. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Calvin needs to quit being a twinky andlearn to fight. Standing up to a bully is the only way to get him off your case.

  7. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    That didn’t work for me either, Calvin. But my mother wasn’t so calm about it. I learned some new swear words that morning.

  8. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    When we were kids, a friend tied a blanket around his shoulders and tried flying like Superman off the roof. He broke his arm. He is now a grade school teacher. Imagine what those kids learn in school.

  9. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I tried selling my sister once. Nobody wanted her either.

  10. over 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Calvin probably doesn’t know it yet, but dad’s going to pay his allowance in Confederate dollars and German Deutsch Marks.