Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    Seems like Pig didn’t go to any college.

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 8 years ago

    Today’s strip is the best.

    Why?

    NO RAT!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    And I hear that a lot of them matriculate. In public.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    Pig learned all he needs to know on a package of bacon.

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    blunebottle  almost 8 years ago

    I think Pig got it right!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I think it is where Pablo Escobar kept his pet hippos.

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    Chad Cheetah  almost 8 years ago

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    Kaputnik  almost 8 years ago

    Goat apparently did a lot of spin classes since yesterday.

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    eddie6192  almost 8 years ago

    That dumb Pig has a very under-developed medulla oblongata.

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    StCleve72  almost 8 years ago

    The pons is where the hippos swim on their campus.

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    SkyFisher  almost 8 years ago

    Frontal lobes are those things that women have that my wife tells me to stop staring at.

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    æ²  almost 8 years ago

    For more information, contact Sarah Bellam at the admissions desk.

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    Eanor  almost 8 years ago

    OK, Pastis, confess: You sit up nights with a dictionary, don’t you?

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 8 years ago

    If they have talking pigs and goats, they must have hippopotami who need education.

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    peggykb9  almost 8 years ago

    Pig flunked home-schooling.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I think I heard this gag in an early Marx Brothers movie.

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    pearlsbs  almost 8 years ago

    In Hippo medical school, they have to take the Hippocratic Oath.

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    Hoodude  almost 8 years ago

    Paging Dr.Kandel…

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    Don’t forget the Pituitary Gland, Goat. Wonder how dumb Pig would react to that?Goat must have had Liposuction regarding yesterday’s strip.xxx

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Pig ain’t got no smarts.But I think I have seen some hippos on campuses….

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    alexzabala  almost 8 years ago

    That’s that’s part of the brain that tells hippos they are hungry…hungry, hungry hippos.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Hippocampus is also a seahorse — never saw the connection myself…

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    rgcviper  almost 8 years ago

    Makes me think of the “Simpsons” “alcoholic hippo” clip …

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    『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』  almost 8 years ago

    pig is a kindergarten drop-out

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    MrBlowhard2u  almost 8 years ago

    Hippocampus….just another word for “fat camp”.

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    BOSFLASH  about 5 years ago

    Pharmaceuticals are what are worn on in the cornfields; a raconteur is a traveling torture chamber; a gay priest is a celebrate; an articulate nun is enunciate, and a synagogue is a sin taken by surprise.

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    Josequeen   almost 3 years ago

    A hippocampus is a sea horse

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