I love that many poorly run companies (such as one where I worked for a while) have failed because they had totally inept owners. Mine lied to employees as well as clients and was every bit as inept as the “pointy haired boss” in Dilbert. I left shortly after his “partner” and the company failed soon after.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
If I was working there, I’d have a “stroke”.
LordDogmore over 13 years ago
Dang pouncingtiger y’all done beat me to the draw on that un.
napaeric over 13 years ago
to work oar not to work
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Where is the drummer to set the rhythm for the drudges? We can’t have oars getting tangled!
parethed over 13 years ago
Where’s the big sweaty guy with the whip?
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
It must be oarful to work there.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Parethed…that was my first thought.
cdward over 13 years ago
Guess the CEO’s ego needs a lot of stroking.
chaosed2 over 13 years ago
Those better be ergonomic oars
The company’s HMO recently changed their coverage to no longer include “splinter related injuries”
twj0729 over 13 years ago
Oh, the punsters are working overtime today!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
At least they’re prepared in case the company starts to go under.
kpduty over 13 years ago
I think I’d jump ship.
clarafier over 13 years ago
I thought this spot was for commentary, not advertising.
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
Flagged ‘em! Wait a minute. I’m the guy who trashes people who congratulate themselves for flagging spammers. Head, exploding.
jhouck99 over 13 years ago
Reminds me of The Crimson Permanent Assurance…
Jml58 over 13 years ago
Different strokes for different people.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Obviously, the CEO doesn’t have all his oars in the water…
aerwalt over 13 years ago
flagged it Pickles has it too.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Not in your job description? What’s that. unemployed?
Justice22 over 13 years ago
We just need more slaves powering that business.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
It IS in their job description: “… and other duties as assigned.”
Trebor39 over 13 years ago
Cubicle workers and slaves. Aren’t they synonymous?
rotts over 13 years ago
Spammerflaggen!
Iwa Iniki over 13 years ago
Maybe the CEO will run into the paddles?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
you’ll think vital function until the captain want to go water skiing
Can't Sleep over 13 years ago
Gee, just think of it as a renewable energy source endorsed by big business.
whitecarabao over 13 years ago
Vogue la galere – pardon my French – “Keep on rowing the galley.”
HowieL over 13 years ago
“Hey, when they hired me, they said I would come to work and they’d pay me to pick up my own oar. This wasn’t what I thought they meant.”
treered over 13 years ago
if it’s the CEO’s FANTASY, are they paid in MONOPOLY MONEY?
reynard61 over 13 years ago
The Good News: You get the morning off. The Bad News: The Boss wants to go water-skiing in the afternoon.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
I love that many poorly run companies (such as one where I worked for a while) have failed because they had totally inept owners. Mine lied to employees as well as clients and was every bit as inept as the “pointy haired boss” in Dilbert. I left shortly after his “partner” and the company failed soon after.