Considering Poncho goes into mourning if a single kibble goes astray (i.e. not eaten), he couldn’t let the biscuit stay out of his mouth for long!
Can someone tell me what bank that is? If the Loan Officer thinks a balloon animal business will make money, I’d like to hit her up for a loan!! (Although I might have to stop cutting my finger nails with pinking shears…)
Actually, modern public playgrounds have a lot of apparatus that look pretty dangerous to me. They’re really counting on that rubberized surface absorbing a lot of impact!
He’s strong for a baby!
Yikes! He’s NAKED!!!!
Any chance you could trade him to Smithville? (You might have to pay them to take him off your hands…)
Or, as the bumper sticker said on the heavily censored version of “Forest Gump” (as seen on TBS): “IT HAPPENS!”
I’ve never heard of a dog with a 3 hour attention span. Must not be any squirrels in that park!
I can guarantee his list says, “milk, bread, cereal, yogurt, fruit, chicken, broccoli”. If she cared about all those adjectives, she should’ve written them down herself! (And no, he won’t remember any of them…)
If only this were true! The REAL problem is the LACK of cross-breeding, which has produced inbred purebreds with horrible genetic deformities. Mutts are way better in every way!! (Especially those with wings!!!)