Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 06, 2014
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Wally: If you make a grocery list, we'll go to the store. Joan: Really? Get 2% milk. Joan: And that 21-grain bread...more of that organic cereal...non-fat yogurt...buy lots of fruit... Joan: And then get one of those free-range roasted chickens and a nice bunch of broccoli. Wally: That's it? Joan: Yes! Thanks so much. Andy: She doesn't know this is really a cookie run, does she? Wally: Price Chopper is having a sale on Fig Newtons. I assume they'll have all that other stuff.
I can guarantee his list says, “milk, bread, cereal, yogurt, fruit, chicken, broccoli”. If she cared about all those adjectives, she should’ve written them down herself! (And no, he won’t remember any of them…)