The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 19, 2016

He’s a member of a religious order. She was just monk-keying around a bit

He’s picked a fight now!

Her paramour is a Master at unlocking a supposedly inaccessible heart.

Sounds like a new Melanie song in the making.

Was Paddy whacked?

Hey, he ought to know that the days of chastity belts are over…If she can’t keep you on a chain, don’t expect to keep her locked up.Trust is key, in any relationship…even though, in her case… um…she seems to be duplicitous.

She was a hard case.

Must have been rough, look at that gaping hole.

Gopher…. and it’s really obvious from there that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes….As for “Paddy” …. why even ask, these day, when girls get named Evan, George and Christopher… I’ve known women as old as I am (boomer) named Michael, Sidney and Charly… And some formerly masculine names like Leslie, Carol and Evelyn are almost exclusively feminine now.

Dogsniff … Good one!I just have to make myself not take it literally….LOL

He was a deadbolt in bed.

She always want to give him a tumble.

Loose wife and lover still on scene, and the master’s home. A bad combination. Someone could end up as a skeleton key. Guess he couldn’t resist a Chubb.

No, you got it all wrong! You’re the only key for my lock, Ace.

She met her Master.

Paddy could never resist a KWIKie. That SET her apart from the other locks.

And I thought this was a family strip!

Truthfully, it’s an Irish slur by Brits. That’s her nickname because she loves getting paddy-whacked.

She was heard screaming “open Sesamee !!” Just some lock brand humor.

SusanSunshineIt has been going on for a long time. Florence (as in Ziegfield) was stolen way back there (MS Nightingale was named for the city). I am almost 83, but have known contemporary females named Paul and Fred (admittedly patronym and middle name respectively).

Olongapoe J…um… say what? Trying to figure out which of my comments was the “why” of which you speak.

Pay no attention to the key behind the curtain.