Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 19, 2016

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    Pointspread  about 8 years ago

    You tried Jeffrey…

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    californicated1  about 8 years ago

    La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La!

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 8 years ago

    She’s gonna be a big success in politics. Plenty in that field are just as selectively deaf as she

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    gama  about 8 years ago

    hmmm 3000 miles view, would be at best a line on the horizon

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    dadoctah  about 8 years ago

    That proves what I’ve always suspected. There’s no such thing as Europe!

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    Say What? Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Danae has really gotten into singing the Smurfs theme song.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Perhaps Cap’n Eddie could explain it to her.

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    John Huebner Premium Member about 8 years ago

    The ocean is not flat. The curve is clearly visible on the open ocean.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    The Earth is flat. It is a flat elliptical plane, with an average radius of about 93 million miles. We live on the very edge of a flat disc, most of which is empty space (hollow Earth) and has a Sun at its center.Why… everybody knows that!I think it was even an Aerosmith song back in 1993.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  about 8 years ago

    Sometimes things take a while.Google: Site:www.nytimes.com After 350 Years, Vatican Says Galileo Was Right

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    DutchUncle  about 8 years ago

    Of course the world is round. And flat. And it rides on the back of four elephants, who in turn stand on the back of the great turtle A’Tuin, swimming through space.

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    Old Texan75  about 8 years ago

    Danae is using a thing that rabid christians do when confronted by any refutation of their lunacy.That and singing hymns loudly. See, they can’t burn a dissenter at the stake anymore. Making the USA a christian country is a plank in the platform of the Republican party. G. Bush said, while president, that atheists shouldn’t be considered American.Just wait, it’s coming.

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    Alabama Al  about 8 years ago

    No problem explaining that Jeffrey. You COULD see Europe if it wasn’t obscured by the haze of the atmosphere. Also, Europe is very far away, so it would probably appear too small to see.

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    boydjb47  about 8 years ago

    Danae, Sounds like a perfect climate change disciple.

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    Dr_Zinj  about 8 years ago

    Reality: The Earth is an oblate spheroid.Denial of Reality: The Earth is flat.Surreality: The Earth is a cube.Science Fiction: The Earth is Hollow and I have Touched The SkyFantasy: The Earth is really Pellucidar

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I think this is all about rapper B.o.B. And Neil Degrasse Tyson. B.o.B. thinks the Earth be flat and Tyson disagrees.

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    s.l  about 8 years ago

    @saywhatshe is singing the Banana Splits songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtD4mn9CeH4

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    Dour Scotsman  about 8 years ago

    A better way of showing that at least the ocean is curved is watching a ship sail up over the horizon….first all you can see is the masts, then the superstructure, then the hull.then again perhaps gravity repels light so it only looks like its curved :)

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    vwdualnomand  about 8 years ago

    just like some people believe that the cubs will win the world series. or, buffalo will win something. or, cleveland will win something. or, there will be peace in the middle east. or, trickle down theory and supply side economics will create everlasting prosperity.

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    news_techren  about 8 years ago

    I can see the Eiffel Tower on clearer days. I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles.

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    Al Nala  about 8 years ago

    That was Tina Fey.

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    russellc64  about 8 years ago

    Liberals make fun of Conservatives for getting their information from Fox News and take their points from a SNL skit. SMDH.

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    dabugger  about 8 years ago

    Gosh, I had hoped that Jeffrey would be able to solve Danae’s little dilemma. All this time had thought a precocious little girl like her would know better then to act like some republican office holder. Maybe it is too risky to figure out those little things in life. Time to get back to daily ‘normal’ living. Oh, oh, forgot, dis is an election year. Some one lefta gate in the zoo open.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    It’s obviously round as anyone can see just by watching a tall ship leave the harbor and go out to sea.

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    Our house, is a very very fine house, with two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard. Now everything is easy ’caus of you, oooo…..La la…,la la la..la… la la.. la na, la la n la na…, Um, did I get that right?

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    himbear  about 8 years ago

    OMG. Twice in two days. Now it is scientifically proven:Danae IS my ex-wife.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 8 years ago

    Ignorance is one thing, but doubling down on one’s stupidity is something else. It used to be funny, but in these treacherous modern times it’s downright dangerous.

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    Linguist  about 8 years ago

    KEEP HOLDING ON, FOLKS !

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    1953Baby  about 8 years ago

    Think how you could really screw Danae up with the elephants and A’Tuin. . .worth a try just to see if she’d really believe it. . .

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    Denial on full, Captain!

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    Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago

    “…interviewer Charles Gibson asked her what insight she had gained from living so close to Russia, and she responded: “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.” http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.aspSo she did say that it’s possible to see parts of Russia from specific points in Alaska, and she was correct, although it was not an adequate answer to the question she was asked.

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    Jessica_D  about 8 years ago

    Just have Lars take her for a spin in the spaceship. Give a new perspective.

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    Sheila Hardie  about 8 years ago

    Pretty sure you’d only see if you used a very large pair of binoculars…

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    hippogriff  about 8 years ago

    LameHawkTechnically yes, but the Diomedes are far off the coast of either country. I was gallows amused by all the panic over “the Russians are 90 miles from our shore.” They had (and have) a major naval base 12 miles away on Big Diomede and no one is concerned.

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