Endtown by Aaron Neathery for May 11, 2015

JIM?!?!?!?

Live from the Lizard Dome it’s Jimmy Killer!That theme song is unmistakeable.Tonights guest victims are:Justin BieberWally WallachinskyAnd everyone still left alive!Are those trails of blood on the ceiling?Tsk tsk!We’ll never get those all cleaned off of there!We need to send somebody to another town to get some bleach.. A lot of bleach.

Ahh, this is gonna suck! I just hope Wally and Co. can vamoose before Jim starts having fun.

Heeeeeerrrres Jimmy! ;-)

He’s like the energizer bun; er, raccoon..

Wally? She’s right. Between the angry spectators and our friend Jim, this is a good time to be moving on. Thankfully, the high wall is keeping the crowd from rushing you. Now Move it! Move it! Move it!

Pandemonium, with the added attraction of one crazed humanoid raccoon. Exit, through the hole in the floor immediately (said in my best Snagglepuss impersonation).

You’re gonna need a big broom.

I’m taking it as Jim, till I get a closer look.

Last night, the idea came to me that the fire and nursery destruction came from a sneak attack by Topsiders. It’s so far left field that I considered it a possibility.Of course today, with Jim making like Spiderman on the ceiling, that’s not true.

SpiderJim, SpiderJim, Does whatever a spiderJim can..

Holy @#!! Again!

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It’s the Astrodome. Three Lizards, maybe four, my eyes aren’t working well, are evacuating Phil between first and second base. There should be an exit between third base and home plate.

And you will know him by the trail of blood…

Lizard 1: “Look out! It’s a raccoon!”Lizard 2: “If one cat can destroy our greatest boxer, what can a cat swinging a raccoon do?”Lizard 1: “I don’t know and I don’t want to find out! You staying behind to watch?”Lizard 2: “No! Less talking and more running away in panic!”

The Jm-thing is apparently quite the climber, even without fingers. He-it must be a horrific sight by now.

Time to make an exit, Wally!

I don’t think that it will be a snap for jim to take on the lizards.There is a problem and I can put a finger on it..Or Sarah Battle might show up.Maybe if she actually truly loves him. Loves true kiss and all that disney.

Armageddon hath arrived for the cold blooded lizards. I hope we get to see Sarah receive her judgement.

okay….now I’m sure the dittoes will come to their rescue…..

“All in all you’re just another fly on the wall…” Pink Floyd misquoted.

loose ends are coming together.Wally acts like Holly isn’t real, I’m surpised that he didn’t go to her, it’s like he doesn’t believe his eyes and ears.I feel bad for Holly. She has tried so hard to rescue him and then he acts like she isn’t there. Sometimes no matter how hard you want to help someone and the person doesn’t take the help and use it.

Jim ia still leaving a bloody trail. Seems like the finger stumps can’t heal up because he is like the un-dead, he is zomby-like creature.

Wally tends to go into shock when karma catches someone trying to kill him.

Okay, Jim… ADMIT IT! You massacred the nursery! You started the fire!’Fess up now, so I can stop thinking it was Helena. Even though she does have an understandable motive.

It’s amazing what one can do when one does not think logically.

Get up and get moving Walley!

He’s dead…

JIM!

Physics has gone bye-bye. Because normally raccoons can’t defy gravity.

“I thought we sprayed for nightmare raccoons…”This might be the fake Wally faking Jim now. We know it can talk, so it could probably scream, too.I think Wally or Holly may have left something new for a lizard to slip on.

And everyone’s “oh, sh!t” button was hit simultaneously.

Just had a thought about the lizard morphology- The mutants have become anthropomorphics, but in a literally cartoony fashion, perhaps subconsciously defaulted from cartoon imagry? So, in the case of the lizards, as they don’t really look like any real lizards so much, perhaps there was a cartoon lizard design they are patterned after? And I can’t help but think of them as “lee-zards”

AAAAAAND IN THIS CORNER, the reigning champion of creepy homicidal tendencies, a raccoon monster that doesn’t know when to die!!!

It’s death, Jim, but not as we know it.

he must have some mutated gecko hands or something…how is he sticking to the ceiling?? That is one scary crazy raccoon.

Holly looks anquished!