Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Caption: Pierre of the North Pierre: *Sigh* Maybe eet ees time for some deep zinking. Ze snow, she ees here to stay. Zat ees a fact, and complaining won't make eet go away...three steps to turn zis frown upside-down...first, open up to ze snow...zen accept ze snow......zen embrace ze snow! Caption: LE POOMPH Pierre: Maybe I should zink about eet a leetle more...
Argythree about 9 years ago
Le Poomph? Is that French for ‘I ran smack into the behind of a big, fat Wileypolarbear?’
wrwallaceii about 9 years ago
Now, that’s a bear, Wiley
Ida No about 9 years ago
Bear butts!Hah! It’s funny because bears DO have butts!It’s true!
Can't Sleep about 9 years ago
And so we bid a fond farewell to Pierre of the North, who may not be with us next time.
Bilan about 9 years ago
Embrace ze snow? Yes.Embrace something just because it’s white? Not such a good idea.
jbenzver5 about 9 years ago
Pierre, Pierre…you know you should never go out bare ass in the snow…
keenanthelibrarian about 9 years ago
Bit late to start embracing the snow, Pierre – Spring is almost here (and Autumn in Oz).
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
I believe that this is one reason that alcoholic beverages are the preferred method of dealing with endless winters.
jreckard about 9 years ago
Third step is to move south … maybe Kitchener or Brantford.
Varnes about 9 years ago
keenan, I’m in SW MI….It’s -3 and falling fast…The roads are glare ice now because of the crazy swirly blowing snow we had yesterday…What is this Spring you speak of?
khmo about 9 years ago
Congratulations WIley! Love the strip.
Varnes about 9 years ago
Wiley, seriously, “Le” before the "Poomph? You sir, are a funny guy….
palos about 9 years ago
Pierre is riding bear back!!
westny77 about 9 years ago
Why can’t you talk like a normal person?
felinefan55 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I immediately thought of this scene from “The Great Outdoors”:
dabugger about 9 years ago
Really don’t know if thinking, but seeing might be help. That mistake is unbearable.
skruck62 about 9 years ago
Has that bear been sitting in some yellow snow?
dsom8 about 9 years ago
This is embarrassing.
Skippingby Premium Member about 9 years ago
Le Poomph…that’s great! Wiley, only you would come up with that. You are the best and by the way your “tell your own story” comics are much appreciated. Beautiful artwork and a wonderful idea.
Ermine Notyours about 9 years ago
Don’t you know it’s okay to make fun of white people? Who else do we have left?
Jessica_D about 9 years ago
Le Poomph! Wiley has some of the best onomatopoeia!
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
As the wife of a French-Canadian descendant, allow me say, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!
entirely about 9 years ago
Great ’stache!!!
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
Le POOMPH?!?? Shades of Warner Bros., that’s FUNNY! ! Really good one, Wiley!
Wiley creator about 9 years ago
Please tell me you’re kidding.
Calvins Brother about 9 years ago
Who pooped in your Cheerios?
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
I have a zinking feeling about this…
craigwestlake about 9 years ago
I believe that “Le Poomph” was a tribute to Mel Blanc’s often funny vocal characterizations of foreign cartoon characters e.g. Pierre La Pew…
loner34 about 9 years ago
You got your nose stuck in what?And the bear did WHAT? ewwww
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 9 years ago
The snow is here to stay?? But, I thought Global warming \ Climate change…?? Well…
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 9 years ago
Too late, Pierre realizes that yellow snow is better that the “snow” he did encounter.
dzw3030 about 9 years ago
“Speaking against the weak is pathetic and cruel.” And who was doing that?
Joseph Krois about 9 years ago
Shouldn’t the word “THREE” in panel three be spelled “ZREE”?